#ask marlene

[egdramaqueen]

Introducing: Marlene McKinnon!

Lily: *walks through the door*

Lily: I’m only seven weeks pregnant, Marls, I’m not even showing yet

Marlene: *puts a hand on Lily’s tummy*

((OOC: Marlene McKinnon is online, come chat with her!!))

[egdramaqueen]

Babe, you gotta calm down. Let's go get some Pizza Rolls and watch a muggle film.

Dorcas: obviously.

[egdramaqueen]

Sirius: Marlene, Marlene. Such a drama queen! (Gets progressively teary eyed) They're only going to have a tiny magical baby. Whoever you are, you're going to be the best baby in the world!

[egdramaqueen]

Sirius: Look. I’m just saying that if the kids first word was “motorcycle” they’d be destined for greatness!

[mckinnonaf]

Would you rather leave hogwarts forever or serve detention everyday for the rest of your school life?

“Probably detention. I mean, I’m not exactly a scholar and everyone at Hogwarts insists on talking to me about the future right now, so it’s not as if I’m especially attached to school—but I am attached to the people in it. There’s some sentimentality too, but mostly I don’t want to be out there in the world if they’re all stuck back here and I can’t protect them, yeah? Besides, detention’s not that terrible. I’d rather not have it and it can be boring as shit—I’ve had some good ones, which I bet you didn’t expect to hear detention described as—but if the alternative is abandoning the crew, then no dice. Detention all the way. ‘Sides, don’t even have that much longer to go.”

[msmarlenemckinnon]