#ask shockwave

[driftsart]

since Soundwave likes elephants, does your Shockwave like whales?

[shockwavelogical]

I’m gonna send you my period cramps if that’s fine with you

Please don't do this. Send them to Ratchet.

[earthspark-fractured-sparks]

ShockWave, I am going to launch a Mini Megatron at you at 60 mp/h in which will result in the child biting you, do you consent? (Idrc if you don't I'm doing it anyways 🫶l

SHOCKWAVE: You seem to believe this action will result in a desired outcome. You are mistaken. The force of impact would be insufficient, and the 'Mini Megatron' would be damaged. Proceed, and learn the folly of your illogical actions.

[ask-con-command]

(To all of them) From 1 to 10, how hot do you find Optimus Prime? (Idk if you're still doing stuff for this blog, but I wanted to tell you I love it)

(close up on megs under the cut)

[tea-with-shockwave]

Senhor Shockwave, se você encontra-se uma garota bonita que estar sendo intimidada por um cara o que você faria ? (°///w///^)

“Mr Shockwave, if you find yourself a pretty girl being bullied by a guy what would you do”

(Shockwave usually encounters the exact opposite) 

[one-good-eye]

|| This.. tumblr.. though I do not yet know the origin of its name, it’s span is overwhelming. It intertwines millions of alternate universes, in a way that should have devastating outcome, with little to no consequence. It is the first thing that has intrigued me so in millions of years. I must learn more. ||

{ Log #1 }

[shockwavelogical]

query: why is Starscream such a bitch

I also wanted to know...

...why did you speak like Soundwave?

[shockwavelogical]

Thoughts on Soundwave outside of liking him?

-🎉

Soundwave is a... A great friend. Sometimes he comes into my lab and just stands there watching me while I work. I like it when he does that. (And I also think he's cute, but don't tell anyone)