#ask vaggie

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Hey, Vaggie,

Who's that curly haired exorcist?

—bird anon

"She was in my division when we were going through training. She... couldn't keep up. And Lute had no tolerance for that."

[ask-the-devils-bastard]

A question I pose to Charlie, (Vaggie I'd like your thoughts too) though I am unsure if anyone has ever asked prior, why on God's green earth did you not use your girlfriend as a prime example of a reformed sinner when you went to the T.V. station to pitch your idea about the hotel to the populace. At that point you had no idea she was an angel and you felt safe enough to fall in love with her, so that has to mean something, right?

Vaggie: Actually, I'm the one who told her not to.

Charlie: Vaggie told me she felt like she wasn't there yet and... I just didn't want to push her. Plus, technically, she's a hotel employee, not a guest. I guess it just made sense to me to talk about Angel since he's actually a member of the redemption program?

[bedtime-broadcast]

Speaking of that, can you and Vaggie even have kids? It seems the males are the ones getting pregnant, and you 2 are both females.

Charlie: We’ll we could figure it out.

Vaggie: *What’s in* What’s going on?

Charlie: Someone is just asking about having kids one day.

Vaggie: Kids? We don’t need anymore kids around here right now.

Charlie: I completely agree!

[askvaggiethemanager]

If charlie ever became evil like alastor, would you ever raise your spear against or even kill her?

Hey there hun.

No I would never do that. I will always support Charlie no matter what. She would have to do something beyond awful for me to leave her, she would never hurt an innocent person.

She's the most important person in my life. If she decided to throw away the hotel and run hell like one of the deadly sins, I would be there to hold her hand.

[alastor-and-adam]

so hi Charlie, vaggie, angel, husk and nifty how are you guys doing?

Charlie: Well Vaggie and I are planning our wedding! It’s very exciting!

Vaggie: Babe I told you I would have happy for a court house wedding.

Charlie: NOOO I WANNA SEE YOU IN A WEDDING DRESS!! 🥺

—————

Angel: Same shit. Different day.

Husk: Yep.

Niffty: *scurrying around, looking for bugs to kill*

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Yo, Jefe. Ya close with Concha, AKA @ask-vaggie ?

Can ya ask her why she’s never returned any a’ my calls while we were dating?

I mean, I know why, I just wanna hear it from her. -🚬

@exorcist-ava

While I didn’t know her during that period of her existence, I can make a few guesses based on her behavior. It seems she has a case of what we call in the Pride ring “basic bitch” syndrome. Confrontations of a physical or even deadly nature are as easy as breathing but anything that touches on emotions makes her retreat and avoid the source of the problem. You likely challenged her on an emotional level she was incapable of dealing with at the time. Considering she wasn’t truly capable of confronting that side of herself until she literally sprouted wings from the revelation, I’d say it’s a safe bet.

Also, you may address me as Doña Carmilla, and I’d like the name of the Exorcist brazen enough to demand answers from me for another’s behavior.

[askvaggie]

(WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN.)

[ask-the-hazbins]

vaggie-chan~ What do you love most about charlie?❤

“She’s the one thing that makes you WANT to stay in this hotel. That’s all..” -Vaggie