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How many sweeps are you guys now anyways?
CT: D --> We are approximately three hundred sweeps old each
CT: D --> I am twenty sweeps older
CG: STOP GIVING EVERYONE THE IDEA THAT WE'RE ANCIENT FUCKING RELICS AND STOP TELLING EVERYONE YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME WHEN I'M LITERALLY A SEASON OLDER THAN YOU.
CG: IS THIS FLIRTING? ARE YOU DOING THIS TO GET ON MY BAD SIDE?
CT:
CG: I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS A FAILED EFFORT.
Karkat, what would you do if you ever were to see Equius die :)
CG: THANKS TO THE INNUMERABLE TIMELINES WHEREIN I WOULD COMPLETELY LOSE MY SHIT, I THINK I CAN ANSWER FOR A FACT THAT I WOULD, DESPITE HOW MUCH I WANT TO BLUSTER TO THE CONTRARY, COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY LOSE MY SHIT.
CG: ...
CG: BUT DON'T LET HIM KNOW THAT. HE WOULD NEVER LET ME HEAR THE END OF IT.
CT: D -- > This is a publicly a%essible broadcast
CG: FUCK!
CT: D -- > But I will pretend I saw nothing, just this once
Have u ever watched "Members of the St. Cassian High School chamber choir of Uranium City, Alternia, have perished on a faulty roller coaster called The Cyclone. Each tells their story, in the form of song, to win the reward from a mechanical fortune teller: the chance to return to life"?
CG: FUNNY YOU MENTION THAT; IT'S BEEN ON MY LIST SINCE I HEARD OF IT AT THE TENDER AGE OF FIVE SWEEPS OLD, BUT CRABDAD DIDN'T THINK IT WAS APPROPRIATE VIEWING FOR A GROWING TROLL.
CT: D -- > Your 100sus behaved with appropriate discretion then, as it was marked as inappropriate for trolls younger than si% sweeps
CT: D -- > One begs the question of why you still haven't seen it, however
CG: HONESTLY, I JUST NEVER GOT AROUND TO IT; THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH TIME IN MY SCHEDULE TO GET INTO *MORE* MEDIA.
CG: WHAT ABOUT YOU? DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE ACTUALLY SEEN IT.
CT: D -- > I perused the wickedpedia page and conc100ded that such 100d, lowbrow dreck ill suits my preferences
CG: I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED.
What are you favorite colors? Not including your blood colors.
CT: D -- > Only the noblest shade of highb100d purple could surpass my preference for true b100
CG: FAVORITE COLORS ARE STUPID AND COME WITH TOO MUCH RISK OF PROCLAIMING THE WRONG ALLEGIANCES. I CHOOSE BLACK.
CT: D -- > Black is a color
Have you gotten Karkat to drink milk???
CT: D -- > No
CT: D -- > I don't think he ever drinks anything e%cept coffee and energy drinks
CT: D -- > It's a wonder his kidneys are still functional
I heard Vriska petitioned to have a cerulean band added to the gay pride flag
CG: I DON'T KNOW THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS FLAG BUT IF IT'S VRISKA, I'M JUST SURPRISED SHE DIDN'T PETITION TO HAVE AN IMAGE OF HER FACE STITCHED ONTO IT, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.
CT: D -- > I imagine that might cause some printing difficulties
CG: OH FUCK I CAN TYPE AGAIN! YES! SWEET, CLACKITY SYMPHONY OF MY SHITTY KEYBOARD, HOW I MISSED YOU!
CG: I'M NOT SWEATING UP A WHOLE FUCKING OCEAN ANYMORE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WATER I HAD TO GUZZLE JUST TO NOT PASS OUT???? I'M PRETTY SURE THE WATER BILL WENT UP BY ABOUT 200% WHILE I WAS STUCK IN THAT BODY!
CG: AND SLEEVES! I CAN WEAR SLEEVES AGAIN!
CT: D -- > Are you quite finished
CG: ONE MORE THING.
CG: THE MAGIC ANON HAS WORN OFF. NEVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN.
CT: D -- > It wasn't that bad
CG: YES IT WAS. MY TONGUE FELT LIKE IT WAS TURNING INTO SAND AND I KEPT HITTING THE TOPS OF ENTRYWAYS.
CT: D -- > You are normally quite short
CT: D -- > At any rate, our inbo% is empty again, so please send more queries for us to answer
CT: D -- > I demand it
CG: I AM SO RELIEVED TO BE MYSELF AGAIN THAT I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CORRECTING HIS MANNERS THIS TIME. LET HIS MOIRAIL DO THAT.
CG: I CAN HOLD GLASSES AGAIN!
CT: D -- > Congrat001ations
Karkat, what do you see in the sweaty horse man?
CG: HAVE YOU FUCKING LOOKED AT HIM RECENTLY?
CG: HE'S A PATHETIC, CASTEIST WEIRDO WHO CAN COUNT HIS CLOSE FRIENDS ON ONE HAND AND GETS FLUSTERED AND INDIGNANT AT THE SLIGHTEST DROP OF ANY NEARBY HEADGEAR OR PROFANITY. WE DISAGREE ON ALMOST EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT'S INCONVENIENT FOR ONE OF US TO HAVE A VALID POINT, AND HIS BIGOTRY IS ONLY MATCHED BY HIS IGNORANCE.
CG: AND HE LETS ME GENUINELY BOSS HIM AROUND.
CG: I DON'T THINK IT NEEDS SPELLING OUT.
