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The Continuing Voyages of the Suliban Named Silik

Tumblr… the final frontier.

These are the continuing voyages of the Suliban named Silik.

His main mission:

To post hot embarrassing pictures of the Enterprise crew.

To seek out new methods of torturing Captain Hernandez.

And to boldly woo the heart of the adonis that is Jonathan Archer or at least make Hernandez tizzy by trying.

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have you ever masturbated thinking of Jonathan. I swear I won't tell him, I'm just curious (and drinking)

(gif: mental-leaps)

Y E S

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Captain Archer was not responsible for that. However, he did approve of the shenanigans...how do you think we got away with it?

I figured as much but I am still going to file an official complaint!  That will not be the end of it either!

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Why am I getting the feeling I should remain cloaked at all times?

Something feels odd with the way these people are staring at me.  I'm used to being stared at, but there's something... up... with these people.  Particularly that curly fair-haired engineer from the future...

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Why is there no "If you touch my husband I'll beat you with a stick" symbol in that list??

# - pound key

It took me not even one second to think of that, Erika...

((I LOVE YOU DID I MENTION THAT *HUGS*  It's just my ADORABLE muse.))

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Tumblr Crushes:

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OHHH LOOK. SHAN! YOU'RE BACK!!!

As usual. Ignore myself in top spot.

Then its Kukaboo! I loves Kukaboo!

Then Liney.

Then YKYBW

Then Liney again

Then SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

and look Lia's on there too!

and Steffan!

EEP! This is pretty accurate. I need to stop reblogging myself though