#askpolishbur

[ask-polishbur]

Have you tried to rizz Quack up with your polish skills (pick up lines?)

[Feel free to ignore this if you don't do ships :>]

The only actual context I have for this one is that this pick-up line is a meme for whatever fucking reason, don’t make me do the research

[ask-polishbur]

free local vodka conoisseur... ? 🤨🤨🤨

Mermaid of Warsaw - Wikipedia

Mermaid of Warsaw - Wikipedia

[ask-polishbur]

you got any tattoos? piercings? you look like you'd have a shitty stick and poke SOMEWHERE on you.

Adding the originals, found in very random places so I can’t give credit, sorry :c

The last one is John Paul II, the polish pope, and one of the poland’s biggest hyperfixations lol

[ask-polishbur]

what's the best music genre and why is it Polish rock

I can finally officially share my playlist, it's just a bunch of good polish rock(-ish?) music.

I'd really recommend giving it a go, since Poland has had (and still has tbh) a really good punk scene, with some real bangers. I'd say our punk music was on the level of British punk, maybe even slightly better since we've experienced... a bit more oppression, had a little bit more anger in us lol (they are the pioneers tho, can't deny that).

I also added Dawid Podsiadło, that's the albums Tomek is holding. It's more light rock, and it's quite popular/mainstream, which would definitely make Wilbur deny listening to it (he's an avid fan)

[ask-polishbur]

wilbur doesnt sound very polish, buddy. whats your full name? be honest.

Legit his name

[ask-polishbur]

do u enjoy confectioneries? what is your favourite?

What Tommy is listing are both boy names, and names of some polish confectionaries

[ask-polishbur]

what advice would you give a guy who's down bad for another guy but refuses to admit it and instead acts like a child and annoys that guy all the time to get some attention instead of dealing with his feelings in a normal way like a normal person?

Sorry guys for being inactive, had a lot on my mind, but we’re coming back with a bang! Everyone, nicely welcome Tomek Inieczny

[ask-polishbur]

what part of poland are you from?

As per usual, I'll try to give some context.

In Poland we often call Warsaw "the default city" because people usually just... assume it as the default. Someone posts about something in a city without mentioning which city? You can be sure they meant Warsaw and just didn't comprehend that other cities really exist. It's a state of mind lmao

Wilbur, as a guy from Warsaw, probably would be one of the people but I wanted to add this little thing, just for fun.

"Wypizdowo Górne" is a made up name that's supposed to be some smaller town around Warsaw, and it would translate to something like "Upper Nowhere" but make it... even more derogatory lmao.