msp stardew doodles! i really hate the shane one but im a big girl who can post ugly art and be normal about it. Besides, they're all a bit off, as I am very much not comfortable with digital art. But MicrosoftPaint is kind to me <3
these aren't necessarily canon to any of my ass trio centric fics, though some of them definitely make appearances! CW for weed talk (this is an ASS trio post, fork found in kitchen)
+ they're stoners. the lot of them. this is the most obvious one, of course
+ but more specifically, sebastian in particular would like joints. the process of rolling them, tucking them in with the rest of his cigarettes, and saying he's gonna go take a smoke break without specifying what kind, only to come back in greened out and have abigail and sam yell at him for not sharing, that is peak sebastian energy
+ abigail prefers smoking from a bong or a glass pipe, the latter partially because it looks like a dick, and partially because sebastian bought her a hand blown purple and blue marbled one for her 21st birthday. if it ever breaks, she might cry.
+ sam prefers edibles/gummies/weed brownies. he's worried about how smoking will fuck up his voice, so he tries to avoid it when he can. next to impossible with sebastian as a best friend, but A for effort, right?
+ sam also never has his own shit. lighters, paper, bud, none of it. even the pot brownies and edibles he just gets from seb and abigail
+ seb and abigail, who have just been willingly keeping extra shit on hand for sam for years because they know him. they put bets on friday night pool every few months -- which sam loses every time -- to "pay" themselves from sam's pockets. they could just ask him for the money and he'd happily pay it, but it's more fun this way
+ alright enough about weed. abigail likes much heavier music than either of the boys. female fronted hardcore bands would be her go-to, but anything in that scene will do (hardcore, deathcore, djent, post-metalcore, etc). once she's confident on drums (post-Sam's 8 heart), she starts playing around with recording and posting drum covers. the men in the comments that say inappropriate shit about her or her body are met with a detailed description of where to buy drumsticks and exactly where to shove them.
+ there have never been three people in existence with more collective daddy issues than these three. somehow this only manifests as a kink in one of them. no i'm not telling you which one.
+ they end up on ginger island on the same day as alex and haley one time. alex and haley jump in the water to cool off, and when the two of them come out, sparkling in the sun and dripping wet, there is visible drool coming out of the ASS trio's mouths.
+ abby cuts everyone's hair, including her own
+ sam's mullet was actually an accident, but he loved it so much that it just stuck. she has never forgiven herself for it. neither has sebastian.
+ their favorite winter past-time is driving into the city for the day and marathoning movies. 10am till 3 or 4pm, they'll go try to see every movie that's playing that day until they physically can't stand it anymore. sam sits in the middle because he makes for the best pillow to lean against
+ abigail can't drive. pierre didn't let her get her permit when they were teenagers, so now sebastian has been trying to teach her on free weekends, but they're very rapidly realizing that maybe it was a good thing they never tried to put abby on the road, actually, yes that was a curb, yes the curb was always there, and, oh, yep, that would be the other curb, actually i think we're done for the day-
+ they're all in love and are soulmates in every universe. sometimes platonic, sometimes romantic, but always together. bonded triplets, do not separate.
i have so many more, but that's surely enough for one post. check out my ao3 for more ASS trio brainrot, i've got two fics centered on them as of right now (one sam/seb & abigail, one sam/seb/abigail)
