#assks?

[kirksfattitties]

disco Spock's ass is fucking SUPERIOR HOW DARE HE WALK AROUND WITH ALL THAT CAKE

[kirksfattitties]

do you think after one-to-many days of Jim staring at Spock’s ass on duty Bones notices and while Jim and Bones are drinking that night he goes “damnit Jim, you have to stop, theres nothing there to even look at!”

i think if he did, jim would be like “you don’t have ANY room to be talking” because bones has an even flatter ass

[kirksfattitties]

spock may be double double flat ass on the enterprise drive thru menu... but bones is a CHEEKLESS SUPREME

and kirks not even on the menu, he’s a whole all-you-can-eat buffet

[kirksfattitties]

this is anson mount ass erasure... Smh

i could find Very Few Pictures of his ass but i mean. it’s good i guess. better than average for straight white dudes

[kirksfattitties]

Neil your blog made me have a string of thoughts that ended in me singing “whole lotta ass” to the tune of Hozier’s “whole lotta love” and I blame you for that

i mean. fair enough

[blnk338]

Fun fact, we don't have to do our own taxes. That one's a usa special. The childlike mentality in the adult years however was a gift https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYy6s2Ns/

-friendly neighbor (you can call me cheeks)

every day i am reminded as to why i was almost a poly sci major. fucking hell. cheeks my family is balkan and slavic that tiktok is so real

anyway found family is amazing as a trope