Hades
YOU ARE PERSEPHONE, GODDESS OF SPRING AND THE FUTURE HEIR TO DEMETER
and you hate your life :)
like the amount of pressure your mom puts on you wants you to just die
you would do fucking
ANYTHING
just to meet Hades
cuz he’s the god of the dead
also you always heard his name and felt so compelled to him???
anyways you heard he knew your mother well, since they both fought in the Titan Wars
one day because she put you in a pissy mood because you helped a nymph out with her garden, since she was dating Apollo or something
your mom was even designating you guard nymphs??
it was stupid but you went to your mom all sweet and *gag*
“Mother?”
“what is it, my dear?”
“May I have some books about the god of the underworld?”
her face turned a pale green, and you knew you got her ass good lmaoooooo
but you also uh-
dude you got your ass BeAt
so you’re pacing the room, complaining to your pet cat about your bitch of a mom
she had given you history books about the long long long long long long long long and kinda long history of the earth
if you don’t write a report on it you didn’t get to go outside
which is where you THRIVE
like ur the goddess of spring ur mom rly just shutting you in!???
so you go into your little mini garden and read a little
and plan on how to bs this stupid 23451683729 word essay
meanwhile demeter is going to the underworld
she arrives at the river styx where Hades is, greeting all the new souls while his dog, Cerbie sniff them
he only calls him Cerberus if he’s being a bad boi
but he’s usually a good boi :))
“yo, bin?”
“AYYYYY whats up” he smiles cutely
because he’s a cutie
“stay away from my daughter”
he scrunches his nose up in confusion “?”
“u know what the frick im talking about, now stay”
he scratches his head, “uhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm?”
“stfu okay just stay away and thats it fool”
she disappears and even the souls were like, “uh your majesty what in Hades was that”
he kinda shrugs and goes inside with them
but now HE’S worried
because he didn’t even fuckin know you existed
not in a bad way, like he’s a busy man
he only focuses on the underworld and making it enjoyable for everyone, meeting everyone’s needs
he’s a good king :D
so that night he’s trying to hold himself back
but when he’s curious he gets rly fidgety
“HYPNOS!”
he comes back and smiles a little too romantically, “hey boss”
“d-do you uh, know demeter’s daughter?”
“yeah, she’s a decade or so younger-”
“SHE”S 10?!” bin gets up and he starts to scream
jinjin sighs, “no, dude she’s ABOUT 10 years younger than you”
the king relaxes, “oh, phew”
“why? interested?”
“sorta, demeter said i was messing with her, idek who she is”
Jinjin CACKLES in his face
“you haven’t even lost your virginity—?”
“shut up please, just, thanks”
“yeah, don’t mess with demeter, or persephone”
before Bin can ask why, jinjin is gone
so now ur home reading you finally got the right invisible ink to copy&paste ur essay
along with a few of your own words so it sounds more authentic lol
your mom then busts in, and thankfully you’re writing the last sentence
“hey”
“ready to apologize to me?”
“I was just curious mother! you know all of these amazing gods!”
“They are not amazing! He is the god of the dead!”
“He RULES the underworld”
demeter groans and checks your essay
you smile when she grumbles you can be on earth for a week for your work
but
you have to host with your mom about the festival of harvest
however
by some sort of MaGIcAl force
Hades is there too with Hypnos :)
you’re in the festival, being crowned, giggling at Dionysus flirting with you
Bin is in the crowd, drinking mortal beer which hey wasn’t half bad
he hears your giggle, which sounds like gold but as s o u n d
He literally fucking crushes his jug at seeing how innocent, how adorable you look
it’s love at first sight really
“h-hypnos?” he asks, but that fool is gone
you stand on your little throne, next to Dionysus and Demeter, all of the garden nymphs
hell even Apollo and Artemis is there
You raise your arms up, and out sprouts pretty marigolds, the trees turning into the color of flames
Bin can’t help but watch, and when Jinjin comes back, he sees his boss staring like a puppy at you greeting and blessing farmers
“uh—?”
“jinjin i want to know who she is”
“uhm”
“i will marry her immediately” bin declares, holding his right hand man
“I GOTTA KNOW”
“that’s persephone”
Bin literally almost choked on his own fucking saliva
“WHAT?”
“fuck sire, uh, dude idk how to tell you, but, yeah,”
he looks at you, sighing
well
now he’s
royally
fucked
thankfully though
Cupid is there
and he knows about puppy love from 478645 miles away
so he takes you by the arm
“Y/N???????/ omg it has been SOOOOOOOO long sis okay let’s go”
so while hades is having a fucking mental breakdown
cupid is bringing you, unknowingly to hades
Jinjin is like “hell no” so he shapeshifts as Bin, and hides him near Zeus who is trYING TO HAVE A NICE NIGHT WITH HERA DAMMIT-
so when Cupid makes Jinjin turn around
he’s met with the god of sleep
nevertheless you see he’s a worker for Hades, and meet a new god yay
and cupid’s plan is foiled
when you go home from the festival
ur all sad you couldn’t see Hades yourself
But he is trying not to freak out that he is in love
“your majesty?”
he looks up, thinking his heart cant take the heartbreak jinjin will tell him
“I went to the Oracle,”
he looks up with little tears in his eyes
“hmm?”
“uhm. . .you’re going to be wed by the end of this year, with the first girl you fall in love with”
from your room on olympus
you definitely heard Hades scream in fear
so after a few weeks he’s calmed down
and you’re being good for your Mom
you were still thinking about Hades, but maybe if you were good, you could meet him?
but nevertheless because you were being good demeter let you roam without any guard nymphs
so you’re humming and making yourself a flower crown
just vibing
when you hear a huge ass crack
you look over and there he is
Moon Bin, King Hades of the Underworld
he wears a very and I mean very revealing overcoat
he has no shirt on ;)
but he has pushed back hair, and he looks
so
hot
you felt something come out of your nose
fuck you’re nosebleeding
he has a tall Dobermann that is about to his chest
“uh, are you, persephone?” Bin asks shyly
It felt like he was preparing this for 2567236278 centuries
it almost seems unreal to just be near you again
you nod, standing up since you were kneeling
dude you wanna kiss him omg mg he looks even better than you had imagined
he gives you the BESt smile omg you are aleady in love
“Would you like to be my queen, Y/N?”

















