dream of jordan

jordan basara, daughter of the genie. twenty-one, senior at auradon. always fabulous. just because i can grant wishes, doesn't mean that i want to.

[jordan-basara]

text 📲 jhalid

Jordan: If you cry when we watch that movie I swear will walk out.

[jordan-basara]

text 📲 jally

Jordan: It’s cold, you should come keep me warm. You give the best hugs 🤗

[jordan-basara]

text 📲 jorderie

Jordan: It's so fun when people question your sexuality. Someone actually asked me how long I've known that I liked girls today. Um, always?

[jordan-basara]

TEXT ✉ JORDESS

Jess: Could you please just do me this one favor? I found this super cute dress at the mall and I'm literally rooted in spot right now because I don't wanna just leave it behind and then regret not buying it! [Picture attached] Would you buy this??

Jordan: It's not really my style, but it's cute. You could always take it back though if you don't like it once you get it home at least. Save yourself the regret of not even trying.

[jordan-basara]

Jordan!!! I love you and Freddie dearly. I am so proud and filled with the joys of my heart to have two amazing friends.

[jordan-basara]

hey lil sis! you know i think you rock in everything you do! You're stellar and excelling at this whole life thing.

[jordan-basara]

Is it weird that two of my best girl friends, including you, are in my ‘we’re just friends but I’d bang if you asked’ list? Because you are. You’re gorgeous and reek of winner, how could you not?

[jordan-basara]

Who would you like to be caught under mistletoe with?

@dum-sparrow or @swan-dee, either one. They’re both pretty. @andreatriton is gorgeous, @mackennadunbroch, @maisy-macguffin... I got a list, let’s leave it at that.

[jordan-basara]

text 💬 jorteo

Mateo: Tunnels in the house?! HOW DOES HE DO THAT WITHOUT RUINING THE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF THE FOUNDATION?! Just kidding, I don't know what I'm saying, but does it sound like I do? That sounds like logic-defying antics, a staple in the sitcom genre! Does meddling mean switching places in this case or nah?

Jordan: Exactly the point! It's too unrealistic to the point that it isn't even funny. Unless that house was held up by magic, it wouldn't be standing, so yes, you absolutely sound like you know what you're talking about. In one case it did, one of them pretended to be the other to score her a date. But a lot of it is just them being super involved with whatever the other one has going on.

[jordan-basara]

TEXT 🌹 JORDERIE

Valerie: Oooh, I like either of those options, actually! They'd challenge me in different ways. But they're both blonde and I refuse to date another blonde. Do you think either of them would dye their hair for me?

Valerie: Its sweet of you to offer but I'm not going to do that to you! I guess not. She's pretty what you see is what you get, isn't she?

Jordan: Virginia doesn't seem the type, but Maisy might? I think she'd look better as a brunette anyway.

Jordan: She really is. She's not really good at masking things, so it makes her easier to read. Like you KNOW when she doesn't like something.

[jordan-basara]

text 💬 sundan

Sunny: Yeah, I just had to Google what that was... You really have hit rock bottom.

Sunny: Did it say what show you watched that made them think 'hey, Cocomelon is the one for you?'

Jordan: It might have been the Polly Pocket show, which I only watched because I used to have one of those Polly Pocket playset as a kid. But honestly I watch a lot of cartoons on Crownflix so it could have been anything. I didn't pay that much attention to why it was suggesting it, I just saw that baby show and turned the tv off.

[jordan-basara]

text 💬 robdan

Robbie: What kind of stuff do they ask you to do instead? AND HUH. Do you think they're into nose stuff too or they just like seeing other people do it? IF THEY DO IT TOO THEY COULD BE GUESTS ON THE SHOW.

Jordan: Mostly makeover videos, which I guess I could do. Like a What Not to Wear kind of deal. Or Queer Eye for the Fashionably Challenged. That sound more like me, tbh. I was thinking more along the lines of they might be snorting something, but sure. Invite them on your show. Maybe they'll put grapes up there.

[jordan-basara]

text 💬 jorteo

Mateo: At least you fell off before a season ended, good for you! I never got into it but thats half because of luck and half because I was so turned off by the pilot alone 😂 but okay, okay, Riverdale talk ENDED! Ridiculous? How? Like, what kinds of stuff do the twins even get up to? And please do!

Jordan: It really was a terrible pilot, I'll give you that. Well, for starters, the youngest brother has an intricate tunnel system around the house? 1) When did he do that if he's only like 7 years old and 2) How did his parents not realize he had them? It's so unrealistic. The twins get into their fare share of trouble, mostly meddling in each other's lives.

[jordan-basara]

TEXT 🌹 JORDERIE

Valerie: Fine then, pick out a girl for me!

Valerie: Right? Curls are so cute! I'm so jealous, I have to use a curler to get any volume in my hair 🥺 someone threatening all the other contestants to leave doesn't sound like riveting television but it DOES sound like Audrey. As long as it was nuanced threats.

Jordan: How about Maisy? She's sporty and hot. Or Virginia, she's like a sexy intellectual type. I think either of those might be good options.

Jordan: You do have a genie friend, maybe you could take advantage of that from time to time? Not all the time. I'm not really a fan of the whole "poof, what do you need" thing. But sometimes. Does Audrey do anything that's not nuanced?

[jordan-basara]

Text: Spardon

Sparrow: Of course I don't, but obviously seeing as magic is passed down through bloodlines surely they weren't stupid enough to think that they could stop people using magic forever so I was just curious as to whether or not they had a way of monitoring it.

Jordan: Are we living in the same Auradon? Because that's exactly what they expect. When they say "illegal" they mean it. Not "illegal for everyone that wasn't born with magic." And if it was monitored, there'd be a lot of people in trouble, let's just say that.

[jordan-basara]

text 💬 sundan

Sunny: I feel like you're taking the 'suggested for you' section a LITTLE personally...

Jordan: Well, when its algorithm suggest things like Cocomelon because I watched every Nickelodeon show available, what am I supposed to think?

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TEXT 🌹 JORDERIE

Valerie: Or you could figure it out for me and save me from ever having to date again!

Valerie: I mean, not his face, really; Chad's prettiness is entirely his hair and his body, but some people like that! The real question is do you think Audrey would have won if she did debase herself enough to compete for Ben?

Jordan: Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and stick with the theory that girls should ditch boys and not deal with them.

Jordan: His hair is really curly, I can see the appeal there. But still, his bod? Not something I can personally get into, sorry. If she did stick it out, she would probably threaten all of the other contestants to leave, and I say that lovingly. Her abrasiveness is probably her best quality.