Feb 9, 2019
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Bernard: That shorty kid just LOOKS like the kind of dude who would post avocado toast on InstaRoyal and think it was cool.
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Bernard: That shorty kid just LOOKS like the kind of dude who would post avocado toast on InstaRoyal and think it was cool.
TEXT ✉️ø SHOKU
Hoku: Is it just me or like, should homework have a bedtime?
Zoe, Shorty, Bianca, Hasira, Anja, Maggie
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: I feel awful, but I’m not sure I feel enough of an inclination to answer any of these people for this!
sacrifice myself for: @zoetomago and @shortyshortz and @hasira-mwitu and @miss-bianca-ellis are all freshman who need an orientation guide and an RA to help guide and protect them, so that’s what I’ll do!
kick: @anja-bjorgman! It would be an accident, when I slipped on the ice and fell while visiting her.
take to prom: @maggienottingham.
abandon in jurassic park: Oh look!
push off a bridge: No casualties this time!
Kovu, Casper, Cece, Reggie, Shorty, Kaz
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: Probably @kovukiwa if I have to do it with anybody -- sorry, @kiara-adebowale!
sacrifice myself for: @kazmartyn.
kick: @shortyshortz.
take to prom: @cecefacilier and @casperlocke, you can’t have one without the other!
abandon in jurassic park: I WANNA BE THE ONE TO GO TO JURASSIC PARK!
push off a bridge: @regdubois.
Shorty Got Sucked by PolkaDot98 reviews
Third base can be really awkward, but Charlie does what she can to make Shorty's first time AH-MAY-ZING!
Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1h ago - Published: February 3, 2019 - [Charlotte H, Shorty S]
hoku, eliza, joanna, shorty, hasira, rachel
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: @hokukawena is like, so pretty I thought my eyes were broken.
sacrifice myself for: @racheladale. Letting Rachel die is like, letting the sun stop shining forever.
kick: @hasira-mwitu.
take to prom: @littlejoanna.
abandon in jurassic park: @shortyshortz! Go spread the avocado toast to dinosaurs on Sunday Funday!
push off a bridge: @littleteapots! Kawabunga!
HON Joanna, Shorty, Bianca, Roxanne, Bernie, Hasira, Margaery, Charlie, Rachel, Kaya, Zoe, Peyton
Hotties:
@littlejoanna
@miss-bianca-ellis
@berniewijanto
@hasira-mwitu
@kayavazquez
@peydavis
Notties:
@shortyshortz
@tangoderoxie
@margaerycharming
@little-charlie-hood
@racheladale
@zoetomago
I NEED ENTERTAINMENT
The following muses have been dropped due to lack of muse:
@shortyshortz (Grumpy)
LUCAS JADE ZUMANN is now open !!