#asucasper

[racheladale]

Who would you like to be caught under mistletoe with?

You’re supposed to meet the cutest, awesomest person you know under there, and that’s @casperlockex! But if he doesn’t think he’d like kissing we could totally do something else, like high five or set off fireworks instead!

[sumskellington]

text 💬 sumsper

Summer: Do you think it's obvious that Felix and I are in a relationship now, or do we seem the same as we were before school ended?

Summer: I say this with love, but as the most oblivious to romance person I know, I figured I'd start with you as my baseline and go from there.

[izzyslade]

Tag, you're the mistletoe master! Pick two of your ASU classmates to stick under the mistletoe together this holiday season.

@dizzybydesignx needs to make out with someone cool and not a loser for a change. Like @casperlockex! I don’t hate him. Or @keanupelekai, nobody else likes him so she wouldn’t have to worry about him cheating on her.

[novafitzherbert]

marry, cuddle, sleep with -- casper, rachel, jason

send me three names + a number…

Marry: @casperlockex is the only one fun enough to deal with forever!

Cuddle: Gross.

Sleep with: Ew. 

[aliciatriton]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- Spencer, Rocket, Casper

send me three names + a number…

Bangarang: @rocketstrongbow is stunning. Like holy moly.

Take a Bullet For: @spencer-thunderstrike, he’s a better dude than people give him credit for.

Murder: Isn’t @casperlockex already a ghost or something? 

[winskellington]

TEXT ❓ WINSPER

Winter: So when are you gonna monster up and ask out Rachel? Because I've been watching and waiting for this for a while now.

[gastonthethird]

HON: Sparrow, Stella, Gaston Jr., Zoe, Cash, Margaery, Olivia, Oakley, Ariana, Daniel, Emily, Jojo, Rachel, Greta, Nova, Spencer, Rocket, Jackie, Izzy, Kion, Alicia, Casper, Aimee, DJ, Leander

Hot: @margaerycharming, @jojohood, @racheladale, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade (fuck off). 

Fine for a dude: @gastonthejr, @cashforrester, @dannykensington, @casperlockex, @djcygnet.

Could be hot if they weren’t weird: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @livoakens, @ariliki, @gretagesundheit, @novafitzherbert, @jacqueline-chavez, @aimeeblake.

Not: @zoe-tomago, @oakleyoaken, @darlingemily, @spencer-thunderstrike, @kiontaji, @aliciatriton, @leanderambrosius. 

i need entertainment

[asuxsor]

Valentine's Day is coming up! Do you ladies see any new couples popping up??

@marley-yao is desperate, so she’d be ready to insta-marry the first guy who throws her a bone. If anyone is stupid enough to be her Valentine, they’ll be stuck with her for months. Maybe @jeremypotts or @marcoalandale? They seem to be falling for her ‘oh gosh you think I’m cute?’ crap.

Is it just me, or does @sydneyandersen and @deeturkey happening give anyone else the feeling that @dumturtle and @quincydavis are going to get back together just so they don’t feel left out?

@stargirlvasilovich looks poised and ready to get some. Whether it’s from @neilbubbles being obsessed with her for being named after a star, or @nickelforrester being obsessed with her being an actual star, who knows?

@cashforrester and @margovasilovich? What the fuck is that? I saw them planning their first date though, and if I were her, I’d hold onto that forever.

@ellecharming and @rtpendragon. He’ll let her fuck his brains out like she wants, and then he’ll feel obligated to instantly propose because he’s just that special brand of boring and predictable.

@lilyofthegoth and @liamdvbois. I thought they’d been a couple already for like the past year, but based on their obnoxious faux-oblivious posts about each other, it seems like they’re waiting for the right moment to make it official. My guess is that’s going to be Valentine’s Day, and they can live snoringly ever after.

I’d say @fisaac and @cassieadale but... His little sister’s a huge cockblock and gloms onto him at every major holiday, so better luck next time? 

Am I the only one who heard that @casperlockex was actually asking about flowers? Last I checked he was into one of those Sherwood girls but I can’t remember which, so... him and @jojohood or @katie-kluck or @racheladale or whatever.

@dev-sinclair and @sweethilde. No prince is every going to fall for you, sweetie, just settle for an Isle hottie before they’re all snapped up and you’re a lonely old hag.