Feb 11, 2019
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Bernie: I washed all my laundry together and nothing changed colors, not even the white stuff! SUCK IT, MOM!
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TEXT ✉️ツ BERSIRA
Bernie: I washed all my laundry together and nothing changed colors, not even the white stuff! SUCK IT, MOM!
TEXT ✉️ツ KALSIRA
Kalasin: I set a new PR on my 3200 meter at practice today! Think I can actually do it again at the meet next week?
claudine, heath, carlos, maggie, kovu, hasira
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: Carlos is super cute, you guys! I just can’t help it.
sacrifice myself for: @claudine-frollo.
kick: @hasira-mwitu seems nice!
take to prom: @heathlemon is so smart and adorable.
abandon in jurassic park: @maggienottingham doesn’t seem that nice.
push off a bridge: And @kovukiwa is just the last name left, I hope he’s good at landings!
Sydney, Bori, Johnny, Harper, Adelaide, Hasira
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: @boribjorgman. What can I say? Hooking up with cute nerds who seem like they need to get some is kind of my thing.
sacrifice myself for: @hypewithharper. She’s fun.
kick: @sydneyandersen. I love Kendall but his sister’s kind of whiny.
take to prom: @lacklands.
abandon in jurassic park: @hasira-mwitu? Let me know if there are any prehistoric sharks out there!
push off a bridge: @adelaide-charming.
Zoe, Shorty, Bianca, Hasira, Anja, Maggie
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: I feel awful, but I’m not sure I feel enough of an inclination to answer any of these people for this!
sacrifice myself for: @zoetomago and @shortyshortz and @hasira-mwitu and @miss-bianca-ellis are all freshman who need an orientation guide and an RA to help guide and protect them, so that’s what I’ll do!
kick: @anja-bjorgman! It would be an accident, when I slipped on the ice and fell while visiting her.
take to prom: @maggienottingham.
abandon in jurassic park: Oh look!
push off a bridge: No casualties this time!
Casper, Charlie, Bianca, Bernie, Eliza, Hasira
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: Since I keep saying Casper when I don’t even know if he already has a kissy friend who’s not me or not, I should probably say @berniewijanto instead this time! He looks like he’d be extra good at eskimo kisses.
sacrifice myself for: @little-charlie-hood, duuuuuh!
kick: dust up as I run super duper extra fast with @hasira-mwitu!
take to prom: @casperlocke since he’s the most fun EVERRRR!
abandon in jurassic park: @miss-bianca-ellis? I hope she likes the dinosaurs, I want everyone to have such a fun time getting to meet them.
push off a bridge: @littleteapots. It would probably be an accident, but I could see her reading on the edge of a bruise and sometimes I get so excited and I run by and I might knock her off by accident!
HON Joanna, Shorty, Bianca, Roxanne, Bernie, Hasira, Margaery, Charlie, Rachel, Kaya, Zoe, Peyton
Hotties:
@littlejoanna
@miss-bianca-ellis
@berniewijanto
@hasira-mwitu
@kayavazquez
@peydavis
Notties:
@shortyshortz
@tangoderoxie
@margaerycharming
@little-charlie-hood
@racheladale
@zoetomago
I NEED ENTERTAINMENT
Bianca, Rachel, Kaya, Hoku, Hasira, Zoe
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: @kayavazquez. You like, can’t deny the beautiful babies, man.
sacrifice myself for: @miss-bianca-ellis and @racheladale. Double dead, boom!
kick: @hasira-mwitu.
take to prom: Sorry, Zo, I gotta mix it up this time -- if @hokukawena‘s the prettiest girl ever on a normal day, imagine her on PROM NIGHT.
abandon in jurassic park: @zoetomago, I think you’d have more fun here than in mid-air...
push off a bridge: So nobody!