Yamagishi Kazushi x Popular!Reader
“Seriously? What do you even see in that guy?” “He makes me laugh” ahh relationship
Yamagishi was so sure he’d find a girl one day. You know, when he fatefully finds a genie lamp to rub or when pigs fly. Surely THAT won’t take long right? Actually, it really didn’t take long. Turns out all he had to do was be himself for a girl to even fall for him. But not just any girl. That was YOU, the sweetest little princess of highschool. And ya’ know, the sweetest little thing on the planet. It’s what the people think atleast
Reader is a teenage girl who has a-lot going on in her head. The normal teenager stuff of course, like mass amounts of anger and cuteness aggression. And they’re a huge dork.
Tw: mention of hanging and some swearing! I don’t want to make you guys read stuff you don’t wanna read 🥲
Definitely boyfriend material(trust) [OneShot] (Not proof read mb😞)
“Yes bro.. I know.” Yamagishi sighed, a somber look in his eyes as Takuya patted him on the back for comfort. Makoto could only cackle and wipe the non-existent tear from his eye.
“Seriously Yamagishi? You caught Y/N looking at you? You need to lay off the Shojo’s dude, the delusions are already eating you up.” Makoto taunted as he smacked the table. His cackling was starting to sound like he was choking. The fast food staff and the other costumers didn’t seem pleased. Honestly, the staff really wished he WAS choking.
Yamagishi looked away, Takuya’s hand slipping off his back. Takuya awkwardly put his hand in his lap, not really knowing what to do with it anymore. It took a bit for Makoto to stop having his laughing fit. His eyes eased a bit as he realized Yamagishi looked genuinely abit distraught.
“Oh uh- Hey… Dude I didn’t actually mean it- You know I was messing around and stuff…” Makoto sputtered. He hadn’t meant to make Yamagishi actually upset. Makoto reached for Yamagishi’s shoulder over the table but Yamagishi smacked it away.
The air grew cold around the table. The Mixo mid have never had any arguments. Well, real ones atleast. And this.. This was no different.
“You think I don’t know that!” Yamagishi fumed. Smoke coming from his nose as tears streamed down his face. He grasped his heart as he face planted into the table. “Let me LIVE makoto. A pretty girl looked at me for more then a second, let me bask in the afterglow ATLEAST!” Yamagishi whined like a child.
The left side of Takemichi’s mouth twitched as Akkun practically scowled in embarrassment for the guy. “You look so gross man…” Akkun commented before snickering himself.
The boys at the table continued to make noise. The door to the fast food establishment opened. The bell to the door rang lightly signalling to the staff that somebody had come in.
Obviously it wasn’t anything special, people come into fast food places all the time. But what actually was special about this time was that-
“Hi! Can I please get a double cheese hamburger with large fries and a drink?” You asked the cashier. Damn, you sounded like a fatass ordering everything large. But hey, theres no such thing as guilt in food. You know what they say, what comes in comes out. If it didn’t that’d be concerning. Pretty sure that’s just called constipation actually.
The nice lady smiled at you and nodded. She repeated your order to you and you smiled back. It was the polite thing to do after all.
Damn, your toilet is really gonna hate to see you coming.
As you took your receipt from the machine, you stepped to the side and waited for your order. It was nice to finally eat at a fast food place again. All your friends kept choosing places that they’d think you like. Why do they keep choosing expensive niche cafes?? You wonder. You can stuff your face with fries just as much as everyone else.. If anything, you could do it better. Nothing can get better you and your large fries.
As you waited for your order, your mind started to drift. It didn’t take long for your mind to drift far actually. You started to think about your OCs and the scenarios they’d get into. Maybe even some Oc x canon. Sadly you kept skipping to the climax and it started to frustrate you that you just couldn’t start from the beginning. Who needs their phone when you can just maladaptive daydream?
Like a pro, when your order was called you immediately swooped back into reality. Not wanting to seem excited to eat, you tried your best to nonchalantly make your way to the counter. As you nonchalantly take your tray of freshly made food and try to nonchalantly find a table to sit at.
Your excitement to eat almost distracted you. You heard a few familiar voices. Being noisy and not thinking at all, you turned your head a good clean 90 degrees to the left like an owl. You met the eyes of atleast 5 boys, who were also staring at you like an owl. A bunch of spooked owls.
You furrowed your eyebrows in acknowledgment. You know these kids. Really well actually. They’re in your class, causing a ruckus and getting told to sit in the hallway. You really wanted to be their friend. Being with them just seemed to be entertaining. Sometimes you’d sit near them just so you could listen in on their conversation, like yes bro I wanna hear about how you broke your glasses because you tried to fight a member from toman. Or whatever that gang was called.
But your eyes immediately zeroed in on Yamagishi like a hawk. You bit back a goofy smile so you settled for an awkward upside smile. How you hated this boy with a passion. He was to freaking cute for his own good. It made you want to kill yourself at any chance you got. If you could you’d wrap your hands around your neck and start squeezing.
You decided to sit at the table next to them. Picking the seat where you were diagonal from Yamagishi. You felt so smart. At this spot, you could seek so many peaks at him without even turning your head. (like some creep)
What even made you start liking Yamagishi in the first place? Honestly it was his cheeks. His clear skin caught your eye and you shamelessly just stared at his cheeks. Then another time you caught him preaching to Takemichi, who you somewhat knew at the time. With a chalk in his hand and some goofy drawing on the board. Kinda looked like a tier-list of sorts. You hadn’t really heard his voice so you, with your broom that you were supposed to be cleaning with. You leaned your back in the doorway, listening to him speak about some gang called Valhalla. You heard it all, the gang had no active leader but they had an ACTING leader named Hanma shuji. Some guy named Kazutora and more yap.
You envyed him honestly. Being able to talk about his special interest like that. You knew if you started talking about [Special interest] your friends would just brush it off. They were nice of course, you wouldn’t be friends with them if they weren’t, that much is obvious. He just sounded so happy, and it made you really happy.
Before you knew it, he was all you could think about. How he looked so cute with his hair down, how he looked cuter putting his hair up. How you just couldn’t stop sneaking peaks at him during class when he wore a opened jacket with a hoodie underneath. Then at night when you’d fall asleep you’d think about what it would be like to date him. You couldn’t stop thinking about this nerd’s stupid dumb face. So clearly the best option was to grab a noose and hang yourself but the bed was too comfy so you’d walk up alive.
At this point you were almost finished your fries. You liked to eat the lighter stuff before the heavier stuff because you were sadly weird like that. In this case it was the fries then you’d eat your hamburger. You drank half your drink already and you were saving the other half to wash down your burger.
To you, yes it was that deep. You eat how you want to and nobody is gonna take that away from you.
Yamagishi was seriously sweating buckets over at the other table. He could swear his eyes were fucking with him because from his peripheral vision, he could see Y/N’s side glancing his friends. Did she think he was weird? Did he think his friends were weird? Was she side eyeing them because they were being to loud?
Through it all, like a man. He wanted to be nonchalant, so when Takemichi offered him a sip on his drink. His brain short circuited because this simple action made him realize he had no idea how to act nonchalant. He was the most chalant person ever, even his friends knew that. To his best ability he did the smartest think he could think of.
Y/n took a bite of her burger. She raised an eyebrow as she watched Yamagishi freeze like a statue. Poor Takemichi sat there with his drink out stretched to Yamagishi’s mouth. Takemichi slowly put the straw to his mouth and Yamagishi flipped out. “Okay dude! Enough!” He crashed out and Takemichi flinched.
“Jeez! I’m sorry! I didn’t know what to do!” Takemichi said and faced his body completely away. Hands in the air ready to surrender.
Akkun snicker mischievously, pointing a finger at Yamagishi. “He’s tweaking out because Y/N is a table away, and he’s totally convinced she had the hots for him.”
Yamagishi only groaned in response. Takuya laughed as he leaned his head in his hand. “Why don’t you ask Y/N out right now? She’s only a table away.” Takuya paused and looked over at you briefly before turning back to Yamagishi. “She looks like she’s almost done eating.”
Makoto looked over at you as well. “Dang, she’s a fast eater. There’s 5 of us and we’re still here.”
Takemichi chuckled as he scratched the side of his face. “Think about it Yamagishi. Now we’ll see if Y/N actually does have the hots for you.”
Yamagishi’s ears perked up. He turned back to his friends and slammed his fist on the table. A newly made smug expression on his face. “You’re right!” He put his fist in the air. All his friends could feel his head swell larger. “I’ll show you guys I’m not delusional!” Yamagishi shrugged smugly. “Can’t say I blame her though, I’m a pretty swell guy.”
Takuya nudged him. “Go on she’s cleaning up.” Takuya gave a encouraging grin.
Yamagishi’s head whipped towards you. You were cleaning up your burger wrapper and finishing up your drink. You chugged it and your face scrunched up in regret at the brain freeze you acquired.
You were honestly fed up with the cleaning. You sped walked to the counter of dirty trays. Placing your wrappers in the garbage. Some part of you hoped that a miracle would happen and for whatever reason, somebody from Yamagishi’s group would walk up and talk to you.
You could only sigh internally as you made your way to the exit. This time there was no bell to signal that you were leaving the building. Your face scrunched up in a bit of discomfort, the tiniest bit of warm air hitting your face. It was a tiny bit muggy outside but you could manage.
“Y/N! WAIT COME BACK!!” Immediately, your head whipped around from just the sound of your name. Your eyes sorta widened at the person that you were suddenly faced with. His face was lightly flushed with pink, his head turned away from you as he slowed his short sprint to walk towards you.
“Hi Yamagishi.” You answered with no problem. You simply just wanted to know why he’d call for you. But another part of you celebrated. Maracas and all, with confetti of course.
Yamagishi’s eyes practically bulged out of his head. It shocked him to his core that you even knew his name, let alone just looked at him in general.
You both stood there. You tilted your head, a light smile had sneakily made its way up your face. Luckh for Yamagishi, it seems you didn’t mind him trying to process the situation he made for himself.
“Hi Y/N.” He managed out with a awkward croak. Your eyes lit up from the sound of his voice. But it was different this time. This time it was towards you, and you only, and he to YOU.
Yamagishi took a bow. He was practically bent down a good 90 degrees. “PLEASELETMETAKEYOUOUTSOMETIME.” He sputtered out so quickly. It was close to one syllable.
You chuckled. The sound of your laugh made the poor boy stiffen up.
50 trains of multiple thoughts ran through his noggin. Did she think he was dumb? Stupid? A Loser? A worthless insect that shouldn’t have even dared to approach her with such a request?
Yamagishi could only wait for the axe that was about to cut his head clean off with a just singular word. The fateful word that was destined to be uttered to him by such a girl as gorgeous and graceful as you.
“Okay!” You answered with a gleam in your eyes.
All 50 trains came to a halt. His body stiffened into a flatter board as he stood right up. His brown eyes widened with shock, jaw slacked open so wide a fly could waltz right it. His body trembled as he pointed at himself. “M-Me..!? You’ll g-go out with me!? Just like that!?”
You tilted your chin up. Then nodded your head with a reassuring smile. “You asked me didn’t you? So yes, I’ll go out with you.” You answered calmly as you took out your [Favorite colour] flip phone. A [insert any character] charm dangled from it. “Can I get your number so we can plan it?” God you were so cool, you thought to yourself. So nonchalant and cool like that. Ignoring all the alarms in your head that’s telling you to panic because the boy you liked asked to go out with you and you just asked him for his number. To put in your phone, to have, forever, on your phone.
Yamagishi scrambled for his own in his saggy pants. “Ah- YES! MY NUMBER! You’ll need that!” He answered multiple seconds late. He could already feel his head swell with pride. What a lucky bastard he was for Y/N to even ask for his number. He knew how many guys would kill for it. And here he is, gracefully accepting this gift from the universe. Arms outstretched and basking in it.
Y/N smiled, closed her phone and walks off. Leaving Yamagishi there to sit in the aftermath. He stared at his screen for awhile. The name “Y/N [Last name]” under contacts.
You turned the corner of the fast food place and put your phone in your pocket. You felt the mask off your face slide off. You just couldn’t take it anymore. You celebrated and squealed to yourself. Muffling your excitement with a hand over your mouth. Jumping in joy by yourself. So overjoyed that it amounted to the same kind of excitement when your [insert guardian] had gotten you [insert game].
As you turned your head, sudden doom just crashed on you. Harder then a truck crashing into a building at full speed. You met several faces. 4 exactly. All 4 looking at you with smug smiles. Takemichi gave you an awkward wave, and suddenly you bolted away. Maybe even giving the Flash a run for his money.
Hi guys, How’d I do for my first fanfic? Thanks for the read, love you mwah 🫶
