Mike discovering that Ren Faire is a thing and learning secretly how to sword fight, just to invite the rest of the party to come as knights and enter the amatuer sword fighting comp for funsies-
The boys haven't seen Mike and one of the organisers (a friend of Mike's) says he's just been busy helping set up and told them to let the boys know he'd be along later.
Turns out there aren't many fighters and all of the others get knocked out by the champion who is in full armour (helmet included) as a HANDICAP because it's fucking heavy stuff trust me - practice swords though, first blood wins rules. There's a red paint/ink/powder or something on the challengers blade so it'll appear on the armour if the champion loses.
I think Dustin would be first to lose of the boys, then Will and Lucas would put up the best fight because he is the most fighter class type irl (most physical anyways as an athlete)
And after the champion clean sweeps everyone they take of their helmet and it's just Mike this whole time
And ofc it blows their minds but Will gets to see IRL Paladin Mike and he doesn't quite know what to do with himself because omg that boy is HAWT LIKE DAMN
Which means Mike's plan secretly worked bc he just wanted to be a Paladin for Will as his way of trying to woo the man he let go once, and learned it was a mistake of and is trying to fix that now ♡










