Musical theatre teacher: So, what are your dream r-
Every soprano and their mother:CHRISTINE FROM PHANTOM
Every mezzo belter and their mother: ELPHABA FROM WICKED
Every alto and their mother: MAMMA ROSE IN GYPSY
Every female dancer and their mother: CASSIE FROM A CHORUS LINE
Every girl who thinks they’re edgy and their mother: WEDNESDAY ADDAMS
Every blonde girl and her mother: ELLE WOODS
The one random girl who never grew out of her goth phase in the back: *OBSCURE CHARACTER FROM A SHOW THAT DID SUPER POORLY ON BROADWAY AND HAD LESS THAN A THREE MONTH RUN*
Theatre teacher: Okay, and what will you be singing to audition?
Every soprano and their mother: ON THE STEPS OF THE PALACE FROM INTO THE WOODS! (And then typically proceeds to go off tempo 25 times because Sondheim)
Every mezzo belter and their mother: ON MY OWN FROM LES MIS
Every alto and their mother: AS LONG AS HE NEEDS ME FROM OLIVER
Every female dancer and their mother: ALL THAT JAZZ FROM CHICAGO
Every girl who thinks they’re edgy and their mother: TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME FROM RENT
Every blonde girl and her mother:PART OF YOUR WORLD FROM LITTLE MERMAID
That one random girl who never grew out of her goth phase in the back: I KNOW THINGS NOW FROM INTO THE WOODS