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Roan, upon learning that August likes birds: Would you like to meet my bird, Enforcer?

August: *suspicious* I wouldn't be totally opposed to that I guess.

Roan, getting up: You're going to love him, he's gotten so big! :)

Roan, reaching for his belt: Give me a minute, it usually takes some time before he comes.

August, bright red: WAIT, I thought you meant an actual animal, WAIT YOU HEATHEN-

Roan, half out of the window and ready to blow his bird whistle: Excuse me?

HEY I WAS ONLY THE FIRST TONGUE ~ AUGUST

FOR SOME REASON I BELIEVE YOU SO WHO WAS THE OTHER ONE

peeriest...

I know it’s you I knoW ITS YOU AUGUST

August: Phoenix is obviously the dad...and Theodora, I think you should play the role of my mother.

Theodora: I don't want to be your mother.

August: PERFECT!

August, starting to tear up: YOU ALREADY KNOW YOUR LINES!

Theodora: Oh my-

why did i even start watching this show

Oh my fucking Christ I kinda screamed in terror when I saw August right there...

you know what i'm gonna do something

-august

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