#authorsofparadise

[starbornknight]

@authorsofparadise sent:  ❝ It’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash. ❞

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Jumping would imply that Harry had been taken off guard. Being taken off guard would imply something - someone - had gotten past him. Something getting past him would imply he was an unobservant PI and not an all-powerful wizard. 

Harry did not jump. He did not even flinch. 

It was more of a bounce, really. The floor was springy. 

Honest.

He turned, hand dropping to his duster pocket where his blasting rod jutted out, hand closing around the carved wood, and he raised an eyebrow at the young woman standing in the breakfast nook.

She was cute. Thick brown hair, dark eyes full of humour, nice lips, and maybe five-three or five-four. She did not look like she belonged on the wrong side of the yellow-and-black police tape, or hanging out amongst the gory wreckage of a potential poltergeist. 

“I am curious about what the hauntings do for the property value.”  He offered a winning smile, eyes on her cheek. “Did I come too early for the open house? I don’t see any cookies, so I must be.”

[reallifejedi]

@authorsofparadise sent:  "Is he usually this stubborn?" (Ev)

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“Who...? Harry?” Butters snorted. “Harry is a king among mules. Honestly, he’s being good today.”

[thenewcastleincident]

@authorsofparadise​

((Let’s just call this a nice little 

deliberate

 photo attachment on a text a bit later on down the line ;) ))

[text: Doll Face] Listen, darling, you can’t get away with telling me that’s an accident this time. That a preview for something?

[northpolebear]

((Hi there! Just wanted to drop by with all my muses and say you're doing a fantastic job over here! Keep up the good work of spreading positivity and love, you adorable bearling.))

thank you very much friend! (and to all of your muses, too!) I hope you’ve had a good start to your week!

[nowmakeyourpeace]

Ships: John and Ororo, Harry and Evelyn and Harry and Nadav

John and Ororo: 

At first blush this is kind of an odd ship. 

Mostly because John is just...a mess. A big ol’ mess of bad choices fueled by good intentions or good choices fueled by bad intentions. It’s a mix. The here comes Ororo! Take no shit. Gorgeous as hell. Knows herself and her powers. 

So you think about it and it just somehow becomes this beautiful relationship that works. 

And for some reason when I think of them I think of those big storms off the coast of an active volcano.

Harry and Evelyn: 

I’m such a sucker for tol and smol, first off. There’s just something so very amusing about that big of a height difference. 

Both Harry and Evelyn are closed off in their own ways (both for very good reasons) and sometimes not all that great at the whole communicating thing because of it. They’re both witty, sarcastic, and mystical in their own ways. 

But my gosh the amount of heart that those two have. Either of them hear about something big, ugly, and evil that needs dealing with and they’re there. 

Harry and Nadav: 

In which Harry is the short one in the relationship!

One thing I love here is the fact that both of them could very easily go the route of all around awfulness. Harry’s known the taste of dark magic and evil. Nadav is used to people being wary of him whether glamoured or unglamoured. 

They’d have every reason to be jerks. But they’re not. They choose not to be. And that’s something that’s so important and so genuine. Especially considering the fact that they’re both men. 

That kind of softness within stubbornness is good and needed.

[cursedcreation]

@authorsofparadise liked for a starter (for Angelica maybe?)

“I apologize for saying so, but you really should leave the matter be.”  Adam crossed his arms, standing to his full imposing height.

[waywardfeathered]

                                                                      @authorsofparadise​ (for james!)          ↷

               ❝ I was under the impression that we were on the same side. ❞    He fixes James with a stare that communicates his real meaning: don’t-fuck-with-me-i-am-done-with-people’s-bullshit-and-i-will-smite-you. He point-blank stops walking, the intensity of his gaze deepening.    ❝ So, which is it? Are we circumstantial allies, or are you going to become a liability? ❞

[thenewcastleincident]

((I am so there for Harry/John ok))

HELL TO THE FUCKING YES! GIVE IT TO ME NAO!

I mean ... of course, that would be a fun thing. *cough*