#avanash

[lighthousepigeons]

[Cole buys a new car]

Silver: Wow, look at the trunk space in this vehicle.

Silver: I can fit two weeks worth of groceries-

Cole, looks at Eli and Remi: Or two bodies.

Silver, giving him the side-eye: .... You worry me.

[issasomma]

In honor of Avanash, one of my favorite NPCs to ever exist.  

I am years late to watching this campaign but this insane elf lives in my head rent and river free.

[Image ID: a gif of our podling Lord and Savior Brennan Lee Mulligan voicing the NPC master blacksmith Avanash from Dimension 20′s villains campaign ‘Escape from the Bloodkeep.’ He is saying “What is crazy about wanting your bones.”]

[acourtoffeyandfables]

Will you keep them, or will the river take them?

[kyranwolfe]

Avanash-coded

[jennhoney]

Mug of the Month October: What's So Crazy About Wanting Your Bones?

The October 2023 mug of the month is only available from October 6 - November 2. Order early! The first 500 orders will ship within 7-10 bus

Gdi I’m gonna have to get the mug of the month in celebration of mostly keeping my bones.

[everypigeondeserveslove]

This Candela feels like it would be Avanash’s worst nightmare

[adrianvokov]

headers eliava like

[d20fuckability]

Tony Simos vs Avanash

"he’s the type to be aggressive and rough with you without checking in on boundaries first. like would choke you in the actual unable to breathe way and wouldn’t stop when you tapped his arm. doesn’t believe in a safe word. stay as far away as possible cause the vibes are BAD"

"He looks like Gollum, which is an immediate hard pass. Even if you wanted to fuck him, he’s deeply obsessed with not giving you his bones."

Who is LESS fuckable?

Tony Simos (The Unsleeping City: Chapter II)

Avanash (Escape from the Bloodkeep)

Voting ended onMay 16, 2023