#elsasteel

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Eli: You think you know it all, don't you?

Cole: Actually I know only one thing: Aiden made only ONE joke his entire life.

Cole: And it's talking to me right now.

Eli:

[adrianvokov]

headers eliava like

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Aiden: I thought I asked you to watch them.

Young Eli: I did.

Aiden, points at an injured Landon: Really?

Eli: Yeah.

Eli: I watched him jump off the roof and break his arm.

Aiden:

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Landon: Can I set that house on fire?

Levi: No!

Landon: Can I kill that-

Levi: No!

Brandon:

Levi: Go ahead. Ask something so I can tell you no too.

Brandon: Can I-

Levi: No.

Brandon: -go do my chores?

Levi: Wait-

Brandon: Thanks!!!

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Aiden: I don't need everyone's help.

Elsa: Look, Aiden, you're stubborn and that's an adorable quality. But do you wanna know what's not an adorable quality?

Ronan: Acne.

Elsa: Being dead.

Ronan: Yep, being dead.

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Cole: Welcome to the "Fuck Eli King" support group, where we all gather here monthly to give a collective "fuck you" to him.

Cole: Before we start, let's hear a few special words from our newest member.

Ava: *visibly sweating* So..... I may have misunderstood.

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Cole: Ariella, what do you want for Christmas?

Ariella: Uhm, a dragon.

Cole: That's abit far fetched, think of something else.

Ariella: Ah, then Remi Astor.

Cole: ......What colour do you want your fucking dragon to be?

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Cole: Why are your tongues purple?

Ava: Because I had a blue slushie.

Eli: And I had a red one.

Cole: *glares* *ready to attack Eli*

Eli: Calm, down we just decided to mix them.

Cole: Okay.

Eli, smirking: Then we made out.