#aidenking

[lighthousepigeons]

[At Eli and Ava's wedding]

Aiden: Congratulations to the both of you.

Ava: Thank you, Uncle Aiden.

Aiden: You're family now, call me dad.

Cole, spawning out of nowhere: I think the fuck not-

[adrianvokov]

headers eliava like

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Eli: You think you know it all, don't you?

Cole: Actually I know only one thing: Aiden made only ONE joke his entire life.

Cole: And it's talking to me right now.

Eli:

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[Eli and Ava getting married]

Aiden: Cole, are you crying?

Cole: No.

Cole: No, I don't cry.

Cole: I don't even have tear ducts.

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Nikolai: Alright, so you and I are married.

Brandon: We're not married.

Nikolai: Relax, it's just pretend.

Brandon: I don't wanna pretend.

Nikolai: Scared you'll like it?

Brandon: Fine. If we're married, I want a divorce.

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Aiden: I thought I asked you to watch them.

Young Eli: I did.

Aiden, points at an injured Landon: Really?

Eli: Yeah.

Eli: I watched him jump off the roof and break his arm.

Aiden:

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[Landon and Brandon sitting on the bed]

Brandon: *phone rings*

Landon: Wow, your contact for dad is still 'daddy'. What are you, five?

Brandon: *picks up* Hey, Niko.

Landon: *falls off bed*

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Landon: Can I set that house on fire?

Levi: No!

Landon: Can I kill that-

Levi: No!

Brandon:

Levi: Go ahead. Ask something so I can tell you no too.

Brandon: Can I-

Levi: No.

Brandon: -go do my chores?

Levi: Wait-

Brandon: Thanks!!!