Funny things that anyone who has seen Avatar The Way of the Water has noticed or likes to believe.
Quaritch and Jake having a custody battle over Spider.
I'm just saying, they both have their motives, but, let's make it pure comedy (I need comedy in life).
The whole RDA VS Pandora war is put on pause because Spider wants to spend that month's weekend with Quaritch and watch human cartoons at the military base with his Uncle Lyle. You know, something casual that allows Spider to connect with his human side.
But! Jake is totally offended as he had booked that date so Spider could travel with Jake and play Toruk Makto. And he tells him he can't go and all that. Plus the tablets make him hyper and won't let him sleep.
Quaritch takes Jake to court over Spider's custody.
Jake then claims he wants Spider's alimony, and now that Quaritch is alive he can pay him child support.
Quaritch refuses and asks for more time and so on until no one knows how 35 international and interplanetary laws are being reformed just because Jake didn't want Spider to become enthralled with a digital screen and because Quaritch wanted him and Lyle to watch Bluey with Spider.
Spider doesn't know what the heck is going on, Lyle discovers his second bite at the legal chops as Quaritch's advocate, and Tonowari has discovered that he likes playing lawyer to Jake.
If you've got any women who can play judge, it'd be great to see their proposals.
