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Wanda: what do we say if we get the urge to throw ourselves off a cliff

Y/n looking at nat: it's ok let me go

Wanda and Nat waiting on the Quinjet for Y/N*

Nat calls her putting her on speaker: y/n please come out

Y/n: give me a sec, ok, Nat I’m gay

Wanda: we know that dekta, come out to the quinjet

Y/n taking a breath: quinjet, I’m gay

They hang up*

At interview *

Interviewer: black widow Mrs. Romanoff, what do you do to stay in shape

Nat: kill and torture men who ask those questions

Peter: 911 my friend is trying to poison me

Y/n: for the last time it's seasoning

Peter: helpppp

Y/n *muters swears in Spanish*

Fury: if your friends jumped of a cliff would you jump too

Nat: bold of u to assume I wouldn't jump first

Y/N: WANDAAAA

Wanda: WHAT

Y/n: guess what your brother taught me

Wanda: what

Y/n: that humans arnt bullet proof

Wanda with red eyes*

Y/n: natty!

Nat: nah ah you did this to yourself

Reporter: is being gay an illness?

Y/n: yes yes it is

Wanda and Nat:

Y/n: everytime my wives walk by my stomach gets all dizzy

Nat: those are butterflies

Y/n: well they're gay too

Y/n: what's sonething on your bucket list you've always wanted to do?

Nat: skydive without a parachute

#avenger missions