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Peter: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s just nice to be held.

Kidnapper: Are you okay??

Nebula: Thanos killed Gamora

Thanos:

MJ: That raccoon is back in my kitchen

Ned: I’ll get the nuts

Peter: I’ll get the net

Tony: Please, God, just call animal control

Tony: How’s the sexiest person here?

Steve: I don’t know, how are you?

Tony, unused to Steve actually responding: I- wait-

Clint, from across the room: I’m great, thanks

Steve: You look kind of upset, is there something you want to talk about?

Bucky, quietly: Why are there so many letters in wednesday?

Steve:

Steve: I just wish you would admit when you’re wrong.

Tony, sipping his coffee: I don’t know what you mean.

Steve: I watched you pour the salt in your coffee, Tony.

Tony:

Tony: I did what?

Peter: how do you guys look so young??

Steve: I was trapped in ice for 70 years

Thor: Gods do not age

Tony: I steal Pepper’s moisturizer

Peter leaving the soul world for the first time in five years: Woah...

Peter: Let’s do that again!

Tony: NO-

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