#awkwardtexts

[sup3rqu33n]

everyone is smart in some way so deadass i know that i am.

[wonderboyyyyy]

I didn't mean to press the send button....

[jaws-be-dropping]

if you don't use emoticons in a conversation with me, i will automatically assume you are annoyed with every letter and piece of punctuation i send to you and secretly hate my existence 

[lizandclar]

[lizandclar]

[lizandclar]

[lizandclar]

[irisandsnow]

Almost funny

Sometimes technology catches up with me, catches me up? During an ordinary, when are you coming home? What are we having for dinner? Text exchange with my boyfriend I almost sent the funniest text. Almost. So I hit send on an ordinary text. Then accidentally hit the microphone button. It recorded my effusive and sweet and funny and loud coworker talking to a friend on the phone. A minute or two go by. After a while I realized the voice recognizing software wanted to send the following text to my BF: You marry me Let me just say that I was very careful to hit the little x-arrow and not the send. Daayam, that would have been an awkward proposal. Almost.