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I feel like he looks like a cute and rude puppy at the same time helps

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Myself as Hellgirl and my friend MessyKatie as Babe Sapien. These were taken a while back, but now that I finally have a Tumblr, I can show these off here now.

I did our outfits and makeup, MessyKatie’s mother was wonderful enough to take the photos. You can visit my Deviantart to view more photos,links, and see more info from this photo shoot. https://blooeyedspazz.deviantart.com/gallery/51121247/HELLGIRL-COSPLAY

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Hellboy Headcanons ❤️😩👌 || Abe Sapien’s Egg Tierlist

One of Abe Sapien’s favorite foods is eggs! We find this out in the first Hellboy movie seconds after he is introduced. Sadly, only one type of egg was shown, and we, Abraham’s adoring fans and S I M P S, could only speculate beyond the scope of one egg variety. Until now.

The enjoyability of a good egg relies on not just taste and texture, but how easily it could be given to him via dropping it directly into his tank.

S TIER

Century eggs — His absolute favorite! Their murky green color and gelatinous texture comes from the concoction of salt, lime, ashes, and black tea that they are boiled in, and then left to ferment in for months at a time. Once they’re aged to perfection, the eggs transform from a simple snack to Abe’s all-time favorite delicacy. An acquired taste for sure, but one to be savored and appreciated.

Tea eggs — A younger cousin of the century egg, these eggs are steeped in black tea alone, and display beautiful spiderweb patterns when its shell is cracked just enough for the tea to stain the inside. A lovely gift for a very appreciative Abe!

A TIER

Soft boiled and hard boiled — Rather plain, as any salt or pepper added would wash off once the egg is dropped into his tank, but the simplicity of a plain old soft/hard boiled egg is just the kind of normalcy Abe needs a taste of some days.

Poached — The solid surface protects the warm, molten core of yolk inside from the watery environment of Abe’s tank, letting him enjoy it with no worries of the yolk liquid mixing in with the water. They’re the lava cakes of the egg world! Although he’d best make sure to eat it all in one go.

B TIER

Fried — Like poached eggs, but with a thin layer of buttery residue and little crispy bits on the ends. Much better suited for eating on land. One of Hellboy’s favorites for sure. Sadly, this post isn’t about him.

C TIER

Ostrich egg — How long did it even take to boil this thing?? A giant egg the size of Abe’s own head sounds fantastic on paper, truly the stuff of dreams! But taking bites out of something underwater is a tricky experience when the inside of said something tends to…crumble apart and get all weird and soggy.

Cadbury eggs — Another one of Hellboy’s favorites…not so much Abe’s. He’s not a fan of anything overly sugary or sweet. And these eggs are about as far as one can get from the fragrant, savory flavor of his top favorite eggs. Chocolate is also best kept out of the water.

D TIER

Scrambled — How on earth is he going to eat these?? Did you even THINK? Abe can only look on in dread as you cram handfuls of scrambled eggs into the pneumatic egg dispensing tube connected to his tank. There are now fifty eight separate, disintegrating, soggy, spongey chunks of scrambled egg dispersing in all directions of Abe’s tank. Most of them hit the bottom of the tank before Abe can even manage to catch them in time. He has to slurp them from the bottom of the tank now like some kind of plecostomus slurping algae because he likes eggs and doesn’t want to be rude by refusing your egg donation. Please stop laughing he’s sucking eggs off the floor in front of you because of YOU and you’re LAUGHING. Nice going, champ.

F TIER

Easter eggs- Is this a joke to you?? These are made of plastic. They came from the Dollar Tree down the street. And you’re trying to feed them to Abe Sapien. I thought you were better than this. Even now. After everything you’ve done.

Dr. Eggman from SEGA’s “Sonic the Hedgehog” franchise — Abe has never been this horrified in his life. Not only did he never in his wildest nightmares think Dr. Eggman could be real, but you’ve somehow crammed his entire body into the pneumatic egg dispenser and you’re encouraging Abe to EAT him. But most terrifying of all, Abe now has to live with the knowledge that his universe is one with Sonic the Hedgehog’s universe. And some knowledge may be too much for even one of the greatest minds among the mortal world.

Mayonnaise — If it contains egg, it is egg, amiright? This must have been the train of thought you had before dumping a gallon jar of mayonnaise into the pneumatic egg dispenser. A gallon of mayonnaise that mixes in with the tank water upon contact, spreading farther and farther every time Abe moves an inch to agitate the water. There’s nothing he can do to stop it from enveloping every inch of the tank, no one he can call for help. This was the worst possible egg choice by far, and you chose it anyway. By some miracle, Abe survives the MAYONNAISE PNEUMONIA you bestowed upon him, but barely. Hellboy has to sit there worrying his head off in the medbay for like five hours until Abe’s gills are cleared enough for him to explain why his tank was full of mayonnaise, and by the end of it, Red’s just about ready to give a rock-solid four-fingered piece of his mind to whoever thought it would be a funny idea to drown his friend. Which just so happens to be you. The following day, for unspecified reasons, you are relocated to the moon at an unknown agent’s request.

Omelette — They just taste weird in water, kinda gross tbh