#bad baker

[mafaldaknows]

Dry, Flavorless Cupcake Disappointing To Last Bite

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[happilypurplesweets]

I can't bake a goddamn cake for the life of me

[uhimbailey]

Recipe: Disaster Dinner Rolls (Gluten-Free + Vegan + Lol)

Recipe: Disaster Dinner Rolls (Gluten-Free + Vegan + Lol)

And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?

Talking Heads on Disaster Dinner Rolls

I thought I’d be slick to post a gluten-free, vegan dinner roll recipe for those cooking a big holiday meal. I’ve been eating gluten-free for about six weeks, probably, in addition to vegetarian and dairy-free (the latter two a long way of saying I basically eat vegan with the exception of eggs).

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[blabbershere]

I love baking but I can't bake. It makes me feel like crying, everytime I try.

[justsayun]

I love baked goods, but...

We've all been volunteered for some duty from time to time.   Usually it's something that we're not to thrilled about.(Excuse me, but I don't like doing work around my own house so don't loan me to someone else.)  I was volunteered by my wife the other day.  It was for something that would involved 4 to 5 hours of my time.  I said to my lady, "well what do you think they'll throw me for doing this"?  She then informed me "they'll probably pay you in baked goods".  This is 2014, not little house on the prairie.  I said you got to be kidding me.  Well she was not.  I know she has a doctors appointment tomorrow, I mentioned she might try paying in chickens.  Oh she enjoyed that comment.  I don't believe you can pay someone with baked goods unless you know what baked things the person enjoys eating.  Besides what if this person is a bad baker?  Every time I think I've heard it all, my wife pulls a new one out of the hat.  I told her I'm going to Midas to get an estimate on a brake job.  I'm going to ask what they would accept in baked goods for the work.  Can't wait to hear what they have to say.(after laughing)  Now don't get me wrong.  If my wife said "he'll do the job for pie and cookies", then so be it.  I will not embarrass someone.   But please next time don't involve me in your down home dickering.  Now I can be had for a homemade blackberry pie or some canned peaches.   Mmmmmmm  (I bet I'll have to share whatever I bring home.)

[theteenagetrekkie]

I am going to bake an assload of brownies when i get home from school. And then I am going to bring them to my school's GSA meeting on Thursday. And people will eat them. And they will be delicious. And everyone will be happy. Side note: Try to find vegan brownie recipe I can do as well. I don't know how good I am at cooking/baking. I can consistently make good toast and mac and cheese. So... Let's see how this turns out. Fingers crossed.

[turtacular]

If I had ever earned the title of 'functional adult', I would say it should officially be revoked

Things that haven't happened:

-work

-laundry

-bank

-clean house

-put away groceries

Things that have:

-sleep

-more sleep

-movies and more movies

-sex