#bad cologne

[dwarika]

My roommate’s boyfriend is visiting for a week and he is super nice, but his cologne smells like shit. Like literally, it smells like some public restrooms I’ve encountered in India. At first I thought it was his body odor, then I smelled his cologne bottle *vomit*

He’s definitely a great guy, but I am soooo glad he’s leaving on Saturday. I can’t stand that smell lol. I also don’t want to make him feel bad. I Febreeze once in a while and it seems to take care of the odor. So, it’s manageable. 

[liljamonster-blog]

Jake

Me: don't wear that cologne. You aren't the person you smell like!

[guiron]

Crush life

I wear dumb clothes and bad cologne when she’s not around so people won't accidentally think I'm attractive

[viideadlysyns]

Cologne

Why do men (and sometimes women) feel the need to bathe in their fvckin cologne? Their horrendous smell reaches the door before they do & it chokes you to death. 9 times out of 10 it smells horrible to boot! I don't need to gag on your stench buddy. Go shower, thanks.

[falsefacts]

Ladies can detect a popped collar well before it enters visual range.

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