#bad tan

[kitskull]

[thingstrumperssay]

Somebody called Trump orange. Somebody else called them racist. I told them that it’s not racist to make fun of a bad spray tan. They spam me with five tweets within ten minutes explaining to me that “colorism” is a thing and “it’s just as bad as racism” or whatever. I’m not going to read five paragraphs relating to Trump’s skin color. I was like “Jesus christ stop spamming my notifications, it’s just a bad tan line” and they’re like “chill out! I just wanted proof!”

Proof... Of the tan line?

Oh and at some point he was like

So the only thing I could think to say was

Because I’m just that original.

[dailybehbeh]

Behbeh

[alexisgrossphotography]

Alexis Gross Photography

[blackfoxrun]

HOW DID MY SHIRT NOT MOVE THAT WHOLE TIME?! I'm actually pretty crispy right now. I ran out of all my sunscreen today and half way through my walk had nothing to reapply! I should mention I took an exceptionally long run then walk with no cover because I'm hardcore.... or something. So I ran to Costco to stock up on C4 (it's on rebate!) and sunscreen. Bought 4 of each and people looked at me like I was crazy. Crazy prepared. 😜 So there are two purchases I'm looking into making. One is a three child Radio Flyer Wagon with off road wheels, lol. I want to tote the kiddos around but give them the freedom to rotate in and out since they need breaks. :) Plus 2/4 strollers have now died including my main trail jogger. 😫 Second, a tummy tuck. It's the most expensive of skin tightening procedures and ugh spending that not on my kids bothers me. And it's not super crucial, but a reeeeeallly big want. Plus I'm kind of meh towards surgeries. I feel so strange talking about cosmetic surgery... I hope everyone had a good Mother's Day though! ❤️

[dailybehbeh]

Behbeh

[bookwyrminspiration]

keefe buys t-shirts and then gets an absolutely atrocious farmer’s tan when he’s in the forbidden cities

[fvckitdesi]

Laying outside to get a tan sounded like a good idea until I noticed that I got a real bad tan, my thighs are so sunburn 🤦🏻‍♀️