I Put the Prologue and the First Two Chapters of My Fanfic, Come Sweet Death, Through a Bad Translator.
Presenting: "You Will Die Because of Love" and some of the weirdest/funniest quotes taken from it. (@wandermit I apologize for this-)
"We have no choice, we stand up!"
He shook his head and cried in his sleep. "Cinnamon, they can still find us! It's a dog, they come from hellhounds, they hunt dogs! Walls are faster than humans!"
Kai corrected the mayor. - Shall we die? You told me we were going to die!
Kai remembers getting up first in a small room with only bricks and license plates in her pockets.
He died in December.
"I'm trying to make sure you're sleeping!" Well, do cats keep their tongues out? I was shocked to see her red hair. Astonishing.
"I'm waiting in your pocket." Adam's eyes were filled with uncertainty. "... why?"
Moss is a type of jelly.
As Myra tries to calm down and seduce Adam, she looks at the concrete floor made by the banana makers.
When Adam and Mira reached the fence, they reached the fence in 30 minutes.
Wood did not listen to Adam's vinegar, though he understood as affection and did not bother to say it.
"God, be careful." The human hand is made of metal wire...
His body is black ashes and he has no spirit.
But all of Kai's phones seem broken. He might have kept Adam from getting sick in the yard, but he was a bit embarrassed...
Small pieces of wood have sharp and fragile teeth.
...Then Kay woke up again after he started.
