#badruu

[knightowl247]

So uhhhh I can't unsee it (sorry pitt Fandom)

[glacia-posts]

10/10 pun

[clownaddict]

Palia characters described by Dracula Flow

Yeah this is gonna be pretty long but my brainworms won't let me abandon this idea so now ya'll are going to have to deal with it

Ashura: Beat his ass and sent him into an improvement cycle

Auni: The bugs are back

Badruu: I got the drum on me, I'm 'bout to make a fuckin beat

Caleri: 58% THC pre-rolled joints rolled in keef had me reading the book of Revelations

Chayne: I'm back to back with God, shaking the fucking universe

Delaila: The only time I ever held a card was when I borrowed my cousin's Bank of America debit card to slice open a funnel cake at the county fair

Einar: If my skull wasn't made out of titanium, I'd kill myself

Elouisa: I hope them aliens are real, so that I have more things to fuck

Eshe: The day I go broke will be the day hell freezes over

Hekla: That pussy smell like a Hellcat V8

Hassian: I'm in Göbekli Tepe shirtless in a loin cloth

Blowing bareback asshole, out-smokin' aqueduct filtered sherm

Hodari: I beat my own head in with a rock, because I couldn't stand the fact that I'll never get to fuck her

Jel: Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them

Jina: The zaza got me connecting the dots

Kenli: How can I be gay? My bitch is homophobic, haha!

Kenyatta: You think I care about this shit?

Ask me if I care about this shit, cause I don't give a shit

If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke cause I don't give a shit

Najuma: Rome wasn't built in a day but this 9mm certainly was

Nai'o: I fuck like it's for survival

As if it's the last sip of water I'll еver get

Reth: You think I'm standing here eating sautéed bok choy because I want to?

Sifuu: I was at the Battle of Jericho taunting both sides with my cock out

Subira: I'm at Magic City moving like the government

Tau: This shit ain't nothin' to me, man, I'm a dog

Tamala: Boy ran off with a Banjo-Kazooie

I had to cast a spell on that motherfucker

Tish: I have the blueprint to the catacombs

The Gardener: Threw the opp into the particle collider, watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces

Turned his sorry ass into some data

Ulfe: They WILL not find me.

Zeki: My diamonds come from the most horrific situations possible

-BONUS-

The Player: Cops wanna detain me for aggressively hitting the claw machine

[mytimeatportianotyours]

sometimes badruu is like i wanna kms haha just a joke and i'm there gritting my teeth like what do you mean

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Palia Quest Guide For 'Faire Fun: Intro'

2 minutes With the Palia game patch, 0.195, we can welcome Fall along with a whole new skill. Ranching is the skill addition for the ‘Fall Fantasy: Of Barns and Briars’ update. You should be visited by Badruu for this particular quest. He’ll show up at your housing plot with a plan his wife has to dominate the next faire, with an emphasis on the new ranching skill. Prerequisites For The ‘Faire…

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Palia Quest Guide: A Picnic To Remember

2 minutes In Palia, getting to know your neighbors is part of what it means to live in Kilima Village. Each character has a personality that you get to know through quests and daily chats. Badruu and Delaila are the most wholesome couple in Kilima Village, and they are always thinking of each other and trying to make one another happy. This time, Delaila has a plan to organize a surprise picnic…

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why is this an option

[animezinglife]

They are the sweetest.