#badruu

[inrethssoupflask]

Reth, patron saint of soup 🍜

[purple-woods]

Nothing is better than a fresh tomato

[palia-liker-nonsense]

So I made a thing

[clownaddict]

Palia characters described by Dracula Flow

Yeah this is gonna be pretty long but my brainworms won't let me abandon this idea so now ya'll are going to have to deal with it

Ashura: Beat his ass and sent him into an improvement cycle

Auni: The bugs are back

Badruu: I got the drum on me, I'm 'bout to make a fuckin beat

Caleri: 58% THC pre-rolled joints rolled in keef had me reading the book of Revelations

Chayne: I'm back to back with God, shaking the fucking universe

Delaila: The only time I ever held a card was when I borrowed my cousin's Bank of America debit card to slice open a funnel cake at the county fair

Einar: If my skull wasn't made out of titanium, I'd kill myself

Elouisa: I hope them aliens are real, so that I have more things to fuck

Eshe: The day I go broke will be the day hell freezes over

Hekla: That pussy smell like a Hellcat V8

Hassian: I'm in Göbekli Tepe shirtless in a loin cloth

Blowing bareback asshole, out-smokin' aqueduct filtered sherm

Hodari: I beat my own head in with a rock, because I couldn't stand the fact that I'll never get to fuck her

Jel: Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them

Jina: The zaza got me connecting the dots

Kenli: How can I be gay? My bitch is homophobic, haha!

Kenyatta: You think I care about this shit?

Ask me if I care about this shit, cause I don't give a shit

If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke cause I don't give a shit

Najuma: Rome wasn't built in a day but this 9mm certainly was

Nai'o: I fuck like it's for survival

As if it's the last sip of water I'll еver get

Reth: You think I'm standing here eating sautéed bok choy because I want to?

Sifuu: I was at the Battle of Jericho taunting both sides with my cock out

Subira: I'm at Magic City moving like the government

Tau: This shit ain't nothin' to me, man, I'm a dog

Tamala: Boy ran off with a Banjo-Kazooie

I had to cast a spell on that motherfucker

Tish: I have the blueprint to the catacombs

The Gardener: Threw the opp into the particle collider, watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces

Turned his sorry ass into some data

Ulfe: They WILL not find me.

Zeki: My diamonds come from the most horrific situations possible

-BONUS-

The Player: Cops wanna detain me for aggressively hitting the claw machine

[sifuus-strap]

badruu grows the best weed and then reth makes the most disgusting edibles out of it

[zennibunni]

I edited the usernames and icons but made no changes to actual comments. Those were all written by other people and they happen to fit these character too well. For source google "Peel a pound cabbage soup meme"

[tillero]

Hehe nice:3

[subira-stan]

Knapweed use in Kilima:

Reth, Kenyatta, Elouisa, and Badruu are regular smokers.

Nai'o occasionally splits a joint with Kenyatta or his dad, but he only smokes socially.

Ashura and Chayne smoke for medicinal reasons.

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Delaila makes her own infused butters and oils to make edibles. Badruu and Nai'o say that her knapweed apple tart is to die for. (Auni is pissed that he's not old enough to have any)

Zeki regularly purchases edibles from her.

Kenli also regularly purchases edibles from her. Kenyatta steals them pretty often, but he never notices because he just assumes that he lost them somewhere or that he ate them and forgot.

Reth will occasionally buy infused ingredients from Delaila and make his own edibles. He's still fine tuning the recipes because he can't afford to get the ingredients that often.

Kenyatta begged for Reth to make her a knapweed infused birthday cake so that everyone at her party would get high. He didn't do that. Instead he made her a batch of brownies and waited until the party to give them to her.