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Bilbo, who has been telling the bedtime story version of a story whose tragedy still haunts him: Ha, Ha, Ha, right…

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The hobbits in LotR, every 5 minutes: Our adventure is not like we would have liked at all, it’s not fun exciting like Bilbo’s was.
Bilbo, who has been telling the bedtime story version of a story whose tragedy still haunts him: Ha, Ha, Ha, right…
Bagginsshield: Bilbo the dwarf Gardener
This is a pretty old idea of mine and I don't really think about it anymore, but I used to dream about a plot bunny where Thorin, Kili and Fili survive, but Bilbo misunderstands things and thinks he's not welcome at Erebor. Not feeling at home in the Shire anymore and missing his friends, he dresses up as a dwarf (with shoes, ugh! They are worse than the fake beard) and jouns a caravan from the blue mountains. He's in luck and gets a job as a gardener at Erebor, because the dwarves care very little about gardening, but they want to control the growth on the mountain a little and having a bit of their own grown food is a good idea. That works pretty well - though Bilbo is miserable and the dwarves miss him too - until Thorin, while inspecting the outside of the mountain, meets him, recognises him immediately and just kisses him.
For extra drama, Gandalf could come back at some point in between and report that Bilbo has been declared dead in the Shire and hasn't been seen in a while.
You know, I stayed up all night long, went to bed at 6:30 am this morning because I reached a stopping point in my work and I spent three hours writing an off the head self servung random oc piece that I doubt I will post. I’m in awe and amazed how y’all do it. I’m so scared someone is just going to be like, “ABSOLUTELY HOT GARBAGE. 0/10 HOW STUPID”
Then there’s another part of me that screams “SO WHAT? WHO GIVES A SHIT? DO IT (insert emperor palpatine here) TAKE THE LEAP”
I don’t have a beta reader either, so if you’re interested please don’t be afraid to ask. Not to mention this particular fandom is 52 years old and I’m not sure exactly how many people would even read it to begin with.
If you iu come across this and have any advice, I’d love to hear it.
Help! I need help finding a fanfiction.
It is a Thorin/Bilbo fanfiction about an alternative universe version of the hobbit. What I remember is Thoron attempts to get Erebor back but can’t and becomes slightly gold mad. During this time he signs a treaty with the shirts for food. I. The treaty it says that he must marry a member of the Thain’s family. After defeating Smaug and the gold madness, Thorin, a bit reluctantly, fulfills the treaty but chooses Bilbo rather than a female hobbit. ( the hobbits are a bit homophobic in this story). Bilbo agrees to marry Thorin because he thinks he’s attractive. Bilbo moved to erebor and they navigate their marriage. There is a background plot of the fellowship going off to destroy the one ring at the same time this takes place and in the middle( after they forgive things out a bit) the Thain sends an ex of Bilbo’s to Erebor to ruffle feathers.
i can't remember fhe name of the fic but i think its on AO3 or Fanfiction .net.
please help me find this fic. its driving me goldmad over here
Send me a flufftober day + what ship you want me to write the prompt for and i might feel some inspiration :D
Ships I take prompts for are in the tags! You can also prompt something else if you think i might know it :)
Already written: # flufftober 2023 on Ao3
Day 1 - Mirandy Day 2 - Bering and Wells
Day 3 - Mirandy Day 4 - Mirandy
Day 5 - Bering and Wells Day 6 - Callian
Day 7 - Bering and Wells Day 8 - Avorah
Day 9 - Andromaquynh Day 10 - Bering&Wells
Day 11 - Bering and Wells Day 12 - Milippa
Day 13 - Berena (Holby City) Day 14 - Berena
Day 15 - Janeway/7 Day 16 - GM ScarletMay
Day 17 - Berena Day 18 - GM Killercule
Day 19 - Bering and Wells Day 20 - Mirandy
Day 21 - Bering and Wells Day 22 - Mirandy
Day 23 - Fangorn (LotR) Day 24 - Arawen
Day 25 - Bering and Wells Day 26 - Janeway/7
Day 27 - Bering and Wells Day 28 - GOmens
Day 29 - Bering and Wells Day 30 - MacPhrack
Day 31 - Mirandy
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Flufftober Daily prompts:
"For all hobbits share a love for things that grow."
I just absolutely destroyed myself thinking about how Bilbo loved Thorin maybe because Thorin still had so much room to grow and-
me, sad that there’s not a BagginShield subreddit: wait... I can... MAKE ONE
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