#bahahaah

[menelvagor]

Continued from here. For @admirableringmaker.

Amusement Huan felt when Sauron continued to wriggle around and struggle, being firmly in his mouth.

I would apologize for the slobber, but you make a good toy.

He started to walk away, Sauron still in mouth, then suddenly dunked him in a pond of water.

Let me clean you off.

[thedomesticanthropologist]

Tried to change my menstrual cup (vampire shotglass) after having walked for an hour in December with no gloves on and

Now I know exactly what it feels like to be fingered by Astarion

I gave myself a Jumpscare that was cold as DEATH 😂😂

New fanfic rule: he needs to feed first or hold a cup of hot beverage before going down there or Tav gets a case of icicle coochie

[sinisterexaggerator]

Cad Bane: Yer de one who got us inta dhis karkin' mess!

Hondo Ohnaka: Yes, yes, and I am de one who will get us out! As dey say, cool your thrusters, Bane. You do trust me, don't you?

Cad Bane: No!

Hondo Ohnaka: Dat's de spirit. *Smooches his rostrum*

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>D BECAUSE I SAY SO

[mindninjax]

Yes, I am 25 and will absolutely still snicker to myself when someone says "I like nuts" in reference to the bowl of mixed nuts sitting on the conference room table.

And what about it?!?

[dxmona]

popcorn.gif @ @witcherblooded and that anon

[agron-rebel-general]

| A Work Of Art |

Continued from X

Agron smiled as he glanced down at the text message while getting out of the car, already at Mira’s place and finding himself even more excited for the company, especially based on the teasing conversation.

[text] That better be how you answer the door

And with that final message, Agron rang the bell before tucking the phone into his pocket, a smile remaining on his lips.

@mircetmircndc

[smokystash]

[mindninjax]

Ooopp thought just popped in my head.... 

Grease but make it Katsuki.... 

Thoughts???? 👀👀👀