Krishna: Hey, do you think aliens would find me attractive? Balaram: it's 7 in the morning! Krishna: My bad Krishna: good morning Krishna: do you think aliens would find me attractive?
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Krishna: Hey, do you think aliens would find me attractive? Balaram: it's 7 in the morning! Krishna: My bad Krishna: good morning Krishna: do you think aliens would find me attractive?
Krishna and Balarama and Their cows
Look! I'm Rad'na Rani!
Remember the rasa Leela took place, every gopi dancing with Krishna, but Ram Seeked to Leave them, too. Thome say the gopi was Bala Ram Himself, and Krishna came running! ~
Them effing rapists, all exulted and not there, yet, back then. They Chose Ram rather To marry Krishna, then literally waited a moon rite night to just find some blue guy that nothing really to do with them anymore, the person they dumped for Ram.
The loud continues: The Tragedies of Vishnu.
Build a sriyamtram fit like a building stack with all them exhulters, please don't. And they did just that anyway. Ahah not it! Dry!
Only the best wisdom rocket box for mah nigguhz who kinda like and yeah! Just in case they loud!
EDIT ADD NOTE: These buildings are literal onlver the globe but usually they even soak in sand so they're hard to find without Ariel frontier scouting and a literal medical x ray machine, because they're really out of bodies! And they look just like that! These women weren't even from the same country they drop ass parked either! The shame of arrogance against people they once called their own. Discrete directors show pre found locations in 1990's 2000's.
New members to the family. Say hi. Arrived just today.
Sankarshana Balarama
Rama: *yeets Maricha into the ocean*
Shiva: ...he's supposed to be human
Parvati: Give them another chance dear.
Lakshmana: *stays awake for 14 years*
Sita: *takes shortcut to Vaikunth via earth*
Parvati: Umm...
Krishna: *lifts up a mountain*
Balarama: *starts dragging a whole city*
Krishna: *makes solar eclipse happen*
Krishna: *shows his actual form*
Parvati: ...dear, what are you doing?
Shiva: *bribing Pavan dev* IT'S LIAR LIAR TAILS ON FIREEEE!!! FLYING MONKEY LETZGOOOOO!!!
Krishna: *in bed* Is drinking milk without turmeric un"haldi"?
Balaram: *yeets him off the bed*
this has been in my mind ever since I saw this meme like. years ago so here it is finally. let the record show that I'm a giant revati truther