#bamchuu

[yuromeo-blog]

“I’m too pretty to die!” // sorry for being late but welcome to evteka!

“You won’t die, it’s just two days without me. I’ll be back soon, Promise.” Christian said playing around with somewhat of a mischievous grin on his lips. He knew Bambam was referring to something else but he couldn’t hold it in, he saw the opportunity and took it.

[chugha-blog1]

‘no one will blame you for giving up. in fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response. ’ // sorry for being late but welcome to evteka!

I know none will blame me but honestly being how I grew up I don’t think I am settled on “ giving up “ I’d feel so low about myself. I cant give up.

[jnyng]

starter for ••• @bamchuu

    jinyoung closed his eyes, taking a deep breath to contain himself from lashing out. “bambam, if you continue to roll your eyes at me, i will poke them out with a fork.” he eyes open, lips revealing a forced smile at the younger male. jinyoung had his hands on his hips as he looked over at the other in the living room. “what did i ever do to you?”

[leexareum-blog]

“I don’t wanna be a pie either. I may be delicious but I refuse to be literally edible.” // Welcome to Evteka!

📧 → @bamchuu

“But imagine if you were edible but-- all the parts of you eaten would grow again. Wait, no-- that’s still gross...” Areum couldn’t even picture him as pie, her nose scrunching up and head shaking to remove the imagine from her head. No matter how much she loved pie, she couldn’t really picture what it would be like to eat a human shaped pie, much less her friend turned into pie. No, not a good idea. She probably would never eat pie again... “Can we talk about something else before I start imagining you turning into ham?”

[seoojun]

“My mom says I can’t have sugar before lunchtime.” // Welcome to Evteka!

( ✰ ) Starter sentences - @bamchuu !

‘Oh?’ For a moment, the words catch him off guard. Seojun is very well aware of the age difference between the two of them, but he had thought of the other male to at least be old enough to make his own decisions. Was it a joke? Perhaps, but now that the confession had been made, he couldn’t help but to use it against the idol. ‘I guess I’ll have to drink your cup too, then.’ Without giving the younger the chance to protest, his fingers uncurl from the sugar cube that had been hidden inside of his palm, letting it sink into the liquid with a soft splash. A smile easily lights up his features at that. ‘Thanks, ‘saeng. I’ll make sure to enjoy it twice as much.’

[keidoscope]

“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…” // Welcome to Evteka!

She didn’t know exactly why but the sudden question gave her so much anxiety. She was starting to reevaluate every single piece of food she threw away. Were they sad? Mad? Upset? Did they feel a gaping hole of emptiness because she took away their sole purpose in life? Kei had to fan herself so she wouldn’t overheat from the philosophical crisis she was having in her head. “I- you make a valid point. What if they really did? Oh I hope that gumball didn’t get too sad. Maybe by you dropping it, you gave it a chance for a brand new life all together. It could possibly be a good thing, right? Oh please say I’m right.” 

[93soj-blog]

“May all your bacon burn.” // Welcome to Evteka!

[` Answering @bamchuu! ] 

“Hey! What did I ever do to you? Why do you want my bacon to burn, huh?” 

[kngbri]

DEAR BAMBAM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE

//* SEND ME A LETTER!

+ @bamchuu

Dear Bambam, aka the love of my life;

Thank you for being the best wife ever. I couldn’t have possibly asked for anything better. You make me so happy. That is– you used to… UNTIL YOU CHEATED ON ME.

I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE THAT YOU DID THAT.

I don’t understand how you could abandon me… your loving and FAITHFUL husband…..

It’s okay, though. I’ll overlook this minor insubordination. I’ll take you back. Because I’m a good husband, and I love my baby Bambam. You are my little precious sunflower, and I’ll guard you with my life.

CHEAT ON ME AGAIN AND I’LL END YOU.

Love your darling,Choi Jonghyun

ps– if you ever get derps of the brat, send them my way. i need blackmail material. :)))