#band problems

[xxcrabcorexx]

how do i convince the other half of my band/duo "hello mr green man" is a terrible debut demo/album name for a blackened folk metal band

feel free to add better names

the band name is The Great Unbecoming if that helps any

tryna go for an appalachain horror vibe

[toastymangoes]

i broke my mouthpiece instead of my reed today, just to change things up a bit

[grimm-the-tiger]

Trying to figure out who the ONE person who’s out of tune during band practice is is like playing a game of Among Us where even the impostor doesn’t know who the impostor is. 

[beepf]

When the Spittake episode is 2 hours long but you have to be back at school for a concert in less than an hour. (I am currently dressed as a business woman about to go to an important meeting but I'm just watching funny men bake a cake)

[sorryimlate-therewastraffic]

This marching band is more broke than the McDonald's ice cream machine.

My brass captain, probably

[a-wild-vulpix]

Witches of Eastwick content nobody asked for:

The way that Susan Sarandon conducts her middle school band is just... so uncomfortable. Am I watching her hands or for when she flicks her hands???? I... no wonder the kids were doing so terrible about keeping time.

(But her cues weren't horrible, but she 100% comes back in on the wrong count.)

[onemoretime-comic]

Falls

[tombstones-and-saxophones]

Forget crying because you can’t do your math homework.

Crying because you can’t play a passage in the piece you need to audition with hurts a WHOLE other way.