everyone who joins the pine guard is a monsterfucker sorry i dont make the rules

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everyone who joins the pine guard is a monsterfucker sorry i dont make the rules
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A sudden strong gust of wind rustled the leaves; the forest breathed around them, branches creaking and moaning. But there were no sounds like the one she'd just heard - nothing, really, that suggested they had company in these woods.
And then there was rain. The hissing of water on leaves swelled and grew, like a crowd breathing in through clenched teeth. Water dripped onto the back of Aubrey's neck; she shivered, clumsily wiping it away. "You got the umbrella?" she said.
"Yeah," Dani said. "Gimme a minute."
As Dani fumbled with the backpack straps, branches cracked above them. Aubrey looked up and yelped, dragging Dani backwards. Dani stumbled with her, just as a grapefruit-sized chunk of ice fell through the trees and shattered on the ground where she’d been standing.
They stood there, staring at it. "What the fuck," Dani breathed. "What the fuck?"
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THAT’S RIGHT, BABEY, I’M BACK!! this one took a fucking LONG time, but i’m glad it’s done with. here’s hoping that there won’t be as big of a gap between this chapter and the next one. thanks so much to everyone who’s been sticking with this story, and the series as a whole!! love yall. hope you have fun with this!
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Chapters: 10/10 Fandom: The Adventure Zone (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Indrid Cold/Duck Newton, Juno Divine/Sarah Drake, Barclay/Edmund “Ned” Chicane Characters: Duck Newton, Indrid Cold (The Adventure Zone), Juno Divine, Leo Tarkesian, Sarah Drake, Original Female Character(s), Minerva (The Adventure Zone) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Duck Hunts Monsters Already, Trans Duck Newton, (thats not particularly relevant i just want non-horny trans duck content), Set Right Before Tree Arc, Holidays, Duck Is An Aries, Canon Rewrite, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Autistic Duck Newton
Summary: Duck Newton is a federal botanist, a casual gamer, a mediocre cook, and a monster hunter. The past couple hunts have been rough, especially with the addition of two new people from Amnesty Lodge (the private partner of the district). Things only get weirder when a strange man stumbles into Duck's life and tells him everything he doesn't want to hear. With a new unknown monster on the horizon, will Duck be able to make it through the winter unscathed?
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FINAL FOGS FRIDAY!! its been a long journey, but our man duck has reached the end of this little arc. fear not! plans for a sequel are detailed at the end >:>
u should draw barclane in 6... haha just kidding... unless??
[image I.D.: A pencil drawing of Ned and Barclay hugging each other, Ned swaying slightly, Barclay resting his head against Ned’s. They are both smiling softly. End I.D.]
HRHJJNGNGNFMG BARCLANE RIIIIIIIGHTS
aubrey: haha dani and i are moving in together
duck: oh what a coincidence minerva and i are moving in together in BRAZIL
aubrey: well dani and i are going to SYLVAIN. up yours duck
barclay: they’re doing it again
ned’s ghost: you should move in with me in the afterlife
Duck:Get in there bud!
Aubrey:Get in that ass! Get that ass Ned! Roll to get in that ass!
Duck:Roll to get in the ass! Roll to get a slice of that monster butt!
Aubrey:C'mon!
Ned sighing and turning back from where Aubrey and Duck are yelling at him from across the Lodge foyer:As I was saying Barclay, would you like to go to dinner with me Friday night?
Barclay: *quietly and calmly watching deer*
Ned: *sneezes and scares deer away*
Barclay: nice ned
Ned: I SNEEZED!! oh i'm not allowed to sneeze
Barclay: you fuckin
Highly considering commissioning some fics because I want to read. Writers hit me up if you'd be interested in writing content featuring Indruck, Barclane, or Danbrey