#bart asks

[heroicmrbart]

When I finished Voltron for the first time and found out Shiro married a man I cried because I thought God would have to wipe my memory because he was gay and gay people won't make it to paradise and I went and told my mom and she got mad at me and I didnt rewatch it for like three years

That's actually really funny am I allowed to laugh

[evildrbart]

i was trying to find ur kluri au to come up w names and reply to ur ask but you lowk just kept making correct statements and i HAD to like and reblog 😓

I was giggling bcuz I was playing Minecraft w/ my dad and my phone just kept going off like every few seconds and I would look and b like oh it's Aris(? I think that's ur name) again

Also tyvm ur always right too highkey we're psychologically linked 🥹🥹🥹

I have a few things I'm working on!!! So watch out for updates to the masterlist because I try to update it whenever I make a hc or au post!! I currently have a galra broganes stp au I'm working on, Keith w/ a floater rib, and I just recently made a post about a healthy Keith swap au and I have many more plans (my notes app and drafts want me DEAD w/ how much I go in there)

Us btw

Also kluri au is the first 2 posts on the masterlist I think

I am constructing an evil kluri au playlist and also I have some art that I might post at some point w/ the playlist when I finish it

[unknownunseenunheard]

Bart Allen is babeyest superhero

This is Jon Kent erasure

[bartbarthelme]

BART! I check your blog every morning and today I spit my coffee out when I saw your header. I love you.

I HAVE A PROBLEM OKAY DON’T ENCOURAGE IT

[unknownunseenunheard]

Jon Kent is nowhere near as babey as Bart.

You’re right, he’s so much more baby that Bart can’t even compete

[unknownunseenunheard]

Kon says Red Robin yum but only because he thinks Tim is actually yummy

This seems like more of a Bart line

That, or Bart and Kon say it back and forth to each other until Tim screams and tosses batarangs at them-

[unknownunseenunheard]

cassie would and has tried to seduce someone with “baby lock the door and turn the lights down low” in cowboy bots. conner isn’t the country one, it’s cassie. he’s the acab punk gay, bart is the funny friend with adhd, and tim is the smart friend who’s vision goes black when he stands up.

Conner’s the fake country boy. Hes the surfer kid from Hawaii that ended up moving to Kansas with his grandparents.

Cassie, though? Breaks out all the country tricks to seduce Cissie, just like it should be.

[unknownunseenunheard]

Is Bluepulse a thing in the comics or are they only close in the cartoon

As far as I know? They’re just close in the cartoon.