#bart batten

[wrestlingarsenal]

Two photos of my favorite Twin Tag Team, from early and late in their careers. I was into them when they were lean and cute. I was still into them when they were burly and mature. Maybe I have a Twin Fetish that I never knew about, or maybe they're just the types of dudes who stay sexy at every age/size.

[rocknwrestling]

The thirteenth episode of Smoky Mountain Wrestling is here for anybody who enjoys “wrestling the way it used to be and the way you like it!” As always, Bob Caudle and Dirty Dutch Mantel call the action from bell to bell! Hollywood Bob Holly squares off with Bart from the Batten Twins! Commissioner Bob Armstrong announces the participants for the first round of the Volunteer Slam tournament! “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff arrives on the scene and Armstrong warns him about using the piledriver during the tournament! Mr. Wonderful will be facing Tim Horner in the tournament and has a few things to say on the subject! Jimmy Golden takes on Davey Rich! Robert Gibson interrupts Golden’s post-match interview since they are going to wrestle one another at the Volunteer Slam! Prime Time Brian Lee goes up against “Golden Boy” Joe Cazana! Buddy Landell attempts to interrupt Lee’s post-match interview, but that does not go very well for the Nature Boy! Bob Caudle interviews Carl Stiles while Dutch is out of the picture, inquiring of his whereabouts for a few weeks! Turns out that Stiles was actually in jail for failing to pay off a speeding ticket! Dirty Dutch did nothing to help Stiles in his predicament either! Killer Kyle steps into the squared circle against Reno Riggins! Ron Wright claims that a Smoky Mountain official sent a letter to get his AARP discount card revoked! He can no longer buy his heart and arthritis medicine at an affordable price! Wright is angry, but not nearly as mad as the Dirty White Boy! The wheelchair-bound manager promises bloodshed at the Volunteer Slam when his charge gets in the ring! The Heavenly Bodies take on Nitro Danny Davis and Jumpin’ Joey Maggs in the second round of the Smoky Mountain tag team tournament! We conclude this broadcast with Tim Horner and his words of warning for Paul Orndorff regarding their opening round match at the Volunteer Slam tournament! So long for now!

[kimbabini]

skip to 0:54 for idk what this is lol a proclamation of their love of each other and wrestling but without any wrestling