#basically how it went

[wetsocksinbed]

Luke and Kieran: hey boss when’s your birthday?

Sylus: no

MC: hey Sylus w—

Sylus: April 18th, also my star sign is aires, my Chinese zodiac is the rat, my favourite colour is red—

[heiirofbreath]

paper: im killing myself

oj: im so proud of u my love💕💕

[instigatorjosten]

Nicky, to Neil and Katelyn: you’ve heard of the cat distribution system

Nicky, pushing the twins forward: i present to you the traumatized blonde man distribution system

Nicky: i got one of my own back home in germany already and I’ve dealt with these long enough, your turn

[medusabluete]

(After the War of Wrath)

Eönwë: Alright Mairon. You're coming with me to Aman and face judgement

Mairon: Aw man I'm really sorry tbh... probably gonna be locked away in Mandos for some time because of just how much of a big fish I've been under Melkor

Eönwë: We thought about a few centuries of community work for you actually

Mairon:

Mairon: How about you turn around for a moment and I run???

[shutupzo]

#a summary#

[lemonkatt17]

It’s basically how it went

[moonwalkingdrummer]

Creating bohemian rhapsody be like

Freddie, throwing glitter: Despair! Piano! Guitar riffs! Arabic! Italian! Galileo! Haunting harmonies! Death and grief! Opera! Straight up heavy metal! And of course, a GONG

[snake-snack-stede]