#basically the plot

[callisoapy]

michael emerson after successfully tricking both a lesbian and gay guy to fall in love with him, allowing them to turn him into a vampire just so he can get laid, then deciding that he actually hates their weird poly nocturnal lifestyle so he’s all “fuck this” and kills four sexy homeless guys with the help from his autistic younger bro and his autistic younger bro’s weird threesome situationship

[gakejyllenhaal]

dean: What’s up guys? I’m back.
cas: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
dean: Death is a social construct.

[spacebagfullofstars]

Megatron: Let's fight for freedom!

Orion: Yeah, let's fight for freedom!

Megatron:

[idiotparade]

captain america: the winter soldier

steve: let me see what you have

bucky: A KNIFE

steve: NO

[devouringyourson]

AU where an unstable criminal profiler and lonely cannibal hit it off on omegle

[arthurianmisquotes]

[meracydia]

[askaglaceon-blog]

why are you screaming babe I said April fools