#bassprobs

[bassprobs]

Bass Problems #62: “Hey, can I play your bass?”

(submission by prettychillatm)

[bassprobs]

Bass Problems #60: Getting “All About that Bass” jokes. (submission by anonymous)

[nerdybassplayer]

Bass Cons #2

When you play bass in the pit, everyone that marches thinks you do less than they do.

[nerdybassplayer]

Bass Cons #1

When the rest of the band says they can hear you and the volume is all the way up.

[bassprobs]

Bass Perks #9: When your conductor is focusing on the violin section so you can rest for twenty minutes. (Submission by radpunkies)

[bassprobs]

Bass Problems #56: When the director uses you as a metronome for 18 minutes. (submission by libroslectori)

[bassprobs]

Bass Problems #52: Playing on a stool when you’re used to standing. (Or vice versa!)

[bassprobs]

Bass Perk #7: Not having to carry your bow because you can just tuck it in the E string.