Mar 12, 2023
Batman: How much do you think a machine gun weighs, old chum?
Robin: I donno. How many hundreds of pounds of bullshit do you have in your belt right now?
Batman: Zero. Everything in my belt is batshit.
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Batman: How much do you think a machine gun weighs, old chum?
Robin: I donno. How many hundreds of pounds of bullshit do you have in your belt right now?
Batman: Zero. Everything in my belt is batshit.
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In classroom
Teacher: okay class, today we learn about mammals. Can you gave me an example?
Fawke: oh oh pick me! 🙋
Teacher: yes, Fawke.
Fawke: a bat!
Teacher: Good job! And bat has their cousin and do you know which one is,class?
Fawke: pick me teacher!
Teacher:
Teacher: yes, Fawke. What is bat's cousin?
Fawke: a wom-BAT.
Teacher:
Fawke:
It's been a while but we're back under the cowl! We've zipped back to the clocktower to try and save Oracle from being captured by the Arkham Knight. Unfortunately a certain clown has infested our brain and is giving us some weird hallucinations.
Someone kick my ass and make me work on sterek!!!! I’m having issues with a cool idea I had but I don’t know if it fits and it’s driving me absolutely BATTY!!!!!!!!!!
Hehehe you could say im... Non-bat-niry
stupid joke I Know
Random MLb fan: When will Adrien or Marinette reveal each other what they feel?
Me: I'm pretty sure in autumn
Random MLb fan: Why in autumn?
Me: Because is the fall
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Random MLb fan: ...