#bat quotes

[x-gabrielle-x]

Dick, very obviously trying to convince the Batfam that he is drowning to see who’d save him first: Help! I’m drowning!

Jason, picking up a rock and throwing it straight at Dick.

Dick: …

Jason: …

Dick: …

Dick: What the hell? I could’ve drowned!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[todaysbat]

“She was a figure of the womanhood of her country, a bat-like soul waking to the consciousness of itself in the darkness and secrecy and loneliness.”

-- James Joyce, Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

[moonfox281]

I just love the idea that the Batfamily tease Dick all the time but secretly not so secretly they’re all afraid of him because they may work with Bruce but Dick basically raised all of them? And they sometimes use him as a self-defense material against each other.

Like if Jason ever steals the last cookies in the jar and holds them over his head not because he wants to eat but simply because he wants to fuck around with Damian:

Jason: Whatcha gonna do, itsy bitsy? 

And Damian gets frustrated and angered and he starts calling Dick at the top of his lungs. Jason drops his face and stuffs the cookies into Damian’s mouth in panic to shut him up.

Jason: It’s all yours!

Or when Damian and Tim fight each other and Damian goes overboard so Tim records everything.

Tim: That’s it. I’m sending this to Dick

Damian: Wait no-

And not just the Batkids, even Bruce...

Damian: *going out of control and killing people*

Bruce: *already dialing Dick’s number*

And sometimes, even Alfred.

Bruce: *explain about a crazy mission that very likely puts his kids’ lives and himself at risk*

Alfred: Sir, are you sure master Dick would agree to this?

Bruce: ...

Also Bruce: *start planning everything again from scratch*

[like-a-strat-out-of-hell]

"Ain't no doubt about it we are doubly depressed"

I sing as I study for yet another exam

[alternateworldcomics]

Well that always complicates things.

[jasontoddlonelysoul]

BAT CHATS: Tim & Jason

Tim: I'm fucking smart!

Jason: Really? Is HE that good?

Tim: ...

Jason: ...

Tim: *resting bitch face*

Jason: *snorts*

Tim: Fuck you Jay...

Jason: Don't you mean 'Fuck me Jay'?

Tim: I'm done *walks away*

Jason: Haha aww come on Timmy!

[moonfox281]

Dick: Littlewing!

Dick: Baby bird!

Dick: Little D!

6ft3 Jason, 6ft Tim and 5ft11 Damian looking down 5ft10 Dick: ...Yes?