#bat thoughts

[butcheredbutch3]

I love calling femmes mommy

[snapethings]

[faiya9996]

I just realised something

In Batman the Animated Series, there's an episode where Bruce is knocked out and asleep for over half the episode and this nerdy kid Sherman and his friend are looking after him so the Penguin can't find him. The whole time Batman's supposed to be asleep and the eyes on his mask never close, which made me realise like a dumbass, he could be asleep in his Batman suit - or just his cowl and no one would know. It would be hilarious to me if one of the batfam or maybe even Justice League members (most likely Clark) were in the cave, had a full conversation with a sleeping Bruce, and did not even know it, cause they're used to him being eerily silent. So Clark could be full-on venting to him about his love life or idk the struggle of Superman, and when he's done go with a sigh: "Thanks for Listening B."

Maybe a day or two later he'll mention the conversation at the watchtower and Bruce will have no idea what he's talking about.

[3hobbitsinatrenchcoat]

*crawls out of the walls*

A Red Hood who never got revealed to the batfam as Jason cleaning up his act and joining the Titans and being really secretive about his personal life but becoming good friends with Dick. Maybe Roy is the only one he tells or something.

It's not like his identity is a big deal it's just... It's been so long it would be weird and uncomfortable to reintegrate with the family.

But he does well over time and eventually gets invited to the JL and then after *all that* he gets outed by his Zeta Tube designation.

He honestly forgot he had one.

Chaos ensues.

[purpleminte]

Squeak squeak!

[gingers-emotes]

more bats

[nasaiki]

this is how I have to draw. With the cutest barnacle ever

[woniebat]

My condolences to the warrior cats fandom