Batfam as things my friends have said
Jason: So apparently Arturo cut all the trees on the farm down?
Bruce: Who’s Arturo?
Jason: No clue... Wait no he’s a weed dealer
Dick: Wait I thought he was one of the two usurpers. From when there were two usurpers and a horse!
Tim: I WANT THE ADDRESS OF THIS HORSE OR SO HELP ME GOD!
Damian: *walks into a room* Hey Jason! How much is a gram of weed?
Jason: Why do you assume I know?
Damian: Do you?
Jason: ...Yes
Tim: And then he said “I’d go gay for Jesus”
Steph: That’s reasonable. I’d go gay for Jesus
Dick: Where I’m from we drive tractors to prom
Damian: You live half an hour away
Dick: No I’m not kidding *pulls up article to prove it*
Barbara: I’m down.
Dick: *to Damian* Son!
Damian: You’re not my real dad!
Dick: No I’m aware, you’re real dad is Bruce, I’m just your hip older friend
Steph: You got the answers to the math homework?
Jason: You need to have your own opportunity to learn
Steph and Jason: *laughing*
Jason: *still laughing* This is all wrong, your life is over
Steph: Awesome!
Tim: I got a haircut like you’ve all been asking
Dick: We meant all the hairs! Not just one! It looks the same! Get out.
Damian: Hell yeah I’ve killed a man!
Tim: You’re like 9, shut up
Damian: ...I’m 16...
Steph: What the FUCK DO YOU MEAN MR. ROGERS ISN'T A MUSICAL ICON
Tim: *from 40 feet away* He’s not!
Cass: Let's go before you start to cry
Tim: He wears ugly sweaters too!
Steph: *running* You are a dead man!
Steph: Scale of 1-10 how much do you love the song Puff the Magic Dragon?
Bruce: .5
Steph: I’m dropping out