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[allthegothihopgirls]

[dragonickirin]

Jon gives Damian a cat shaped silly band. that's it, that's the post

[asteriaroot]

Damian, in battle with a new Villain: I was trained by an ELITE group of assassins from birth, I have been prepared all my life for ANY combat situation and I could take you down with ease if so be it. I am unfeeling, unruly. I have NO weakness you could exploit-

Then Damian three hours later, when Alfred the cat ran to Tim instead of him (he had food) and then proceeds to have a hour mini silent break down while trying to lure Alfred the cat into his arms with little intricately made cat food dishes at about midnight, with the help of jon: Why won't you love me? What have I done? Did I leave your bowl empty for too long? Is this the crazy ones fault? It must be the crazy ones fault.

[dragonickirin]

I like to think that when they are sat by each other, Damian and Jon are the same height. Like Jon's height is in his leg. I need Damian to threaten to steal Jon's knees or smth. knock that height down a few, yk? (am i saying that because my best friend, who's def taller than me, also is the same height as me when we are sat and therefore making his height a lie? maybe. who knows.)

[asteriaroot]

The fact that canonly (before reboot) Bruce made Jason dye his ginger/red hair black just to look more like dick makes me CRYY

like yeah it's halfly so people don't think robins Gone, but there's so much more there if you look into it 😭 Bruce CLEARLY has always favriouted dick Grayson and was trying to change Jason to be like him. Which defiently didn't help with Jason's issues

[asteriaroot]

I wonder how the hell Bruce would react to stores selling batman beauty blenders (actual thing)? Would he have a existential crisis? Would he find it humourous? A little lip tilt worthy?

We all know how Brucie Wayne would react.

[asteriaroot]

Two face: I'll get a ice cream with two scoops of vanilla and two cones.

Ice cream guy: what like, stack them? Can't really do that?

Two face: you litrualy can? okay fine. TWO scoops of vanilla with TWO Half's of TWO different cones to combine into one that has TWO Half's with TWO different flavoured sides, and TWO wafers.. and TWO sprinkles or ten sprinkles as you round those 5 up they make TWO groups

Underpaid Ice cream guy: YOU DO THIS EVERY TWO WEEKS!!!

Harvey's goons: yeah! And were gettin the same, and all paying in 2ps!!!

[saintskywalker]

femmedean replied to your post “so i finally watched man of steel i wish i hadn’t bothered”

IT'S A ZACH SNYDER MOVIE (and nolan had his untalented fingers in it too)

hence why i've been putting it off for so long. I HATE THAT DUDE.

but even with my expectations sufficiently lowered and going into the experience with an open mind, it reached lows i never expected. zack snyder and david goyer need to do something else with their lives, directing and writing clearly aren't for them. chris nolan was barely involved really but i still want to smack him.

honestly, man of steel is the new transformers 2. in that it was horribly loud and cgi-heavy yet WASN'T EVEN FUN. it fell completely flat. and every reviewer who thinks it was anything but terrible is wrong. straight up.

crakkers replied to your post “so i finally watched man of steel i wish i hadn’t bothered”

Didn't it make him into batman levels of angstbaby?

the angst-levels were appropriate, but the causes of said angst were contrived and were more often than not contradicted later on anyway. it was fucking grim tho, the entire picture i mean. i at least expected good-looking spectacle if nothing else, but the whole thing was drab and grey.