#potty language

[system-of-a-feather]

New syscourse topic cause the current ones suck

If a system takes a shit, can we consider that shit a split part? If so, if someone were to EAT that piece of shit, would they then be taking that split part into their system? In that case, is system hopping technically real? I would think so.

Discuss. (All sides of syscourse welcome and all perspectives welcome)

[onhirel]

A Sweet Serenade Ch. 3

Everything is going great with Avery, much to Amanda's delight. However, not everything is perfect. Of course, nothing ever was, but the main problem was that it was a failing of Amanda's that caused the trouble. Worse, it was something that she knew that she did, but...well, it was so hard for her not to.

Amanda had the bad habit of letting her big mouth get ahead of her brain, and she was too damn proud and stubborn to admit it whenever she got in over her head. Which wouldn't be a problem if it was just anybody, but when she did it to Avery? Well, that's when it became a real problem. A problem that she'd have to fix!

Found on AO3, 3492 words

@rare--lwa--ships--week

[1989s]

better get my potty language out before the swift life comes out in the USA @taylorswift @taylornation

[bandomfandombeyond]

How was your awesome night last night?

IT WAS AWESOME.

This dude I met on bumble smoked me out and then we fucked for like two hours and it was the most intense fuck of my life if I’m being completely honest. Like … His dick was huge, and he was super dominant, and he made me squirt! Which lemme tell ya has never happened before and I was kinda embarrassed but he was into it.

And he lives in my neighborhood.

Sadly he’s moving to Tennessee in two months but until then I intend to enjoy that awesome fuck every opportunity I get.

[chiassonss]

I think we can all agree that when it comes to hockey, players, fans & coaches all have the worst mouths.

[tamagonigiri]

erodere replied to your post: Waifucchi called me a vagina mouth.

DELETE THIS THATS NOT WHAT IT SAID

OK WELL SHE SAYS SHE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP AND I'M ANNOYING

AND BECAUSE I'M ILLITERATE I BELIEVE HER

BUT THAT TRANSLATOR SAID YOU CALLED ME A BIG BROTHER VAGINA MOUTH

[pigeonintheportauthority]

You know what I HATE? No-clog toilets. Because not only are they a LIE, but when they DO get clogged, their bowl shape is such that a plunger can't create a vacuum, AND their "streamline" shape makes it splash out the front and get all over the fucking floor. Hate it.

[roguepromise]

Dear local news,

Nudity DOES NOT NOR WILL IT EVER be synonymous with pornography. 

So fuck you. 

You are exactly what is wrong with this country (at least regarding our extraordinarily dysfunctional views on sex and nudity). 

SO FUCK YOU. 

Signed, 

A rare and reluctant viewer with more than 2 brain cells and capable of independent thought.

(In case my big words are scary: me no watch your shit show. me hate stupid. me think you stupid. me hate you.)