#batman bear

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Batman Bear is a mighty hero, he slaid a house centipede, so we crowned him king 👑 😸

[myfatfuckingface]

Hi this is a Fake Anon asking fake questions about Batman Bear 👋🏼 can we get some updates on him?

He’s doing really well! He and Mr. Puff have started full on cuddling!!! Ever since Mr. Puff started “mothering” him, he’s been so much calmer. 😸😸😸

[myfatfuckingface]

Batman Bear loves a good pumpkin. 🎃😸🎃😸🎃😸

[myfatfuckingface]

Did your cats behave themselves over Christmas or did they need Batman Bear to crack the whip and make sure they toe the line? 😼

Oh my sweet dear anon, Batman Bear is not in charge of anyone. He’s a mess. He’s not even in charge of himself. Here’s a vid of what he got up to this holiday break (taken by my partner, Taylor, with me walking around in the background):

[myfatfuckingface]

I may have already answered this, but who cares, here’s more Batman Bear:

[myfatfuckingface]

Everyone has been giving so much love to Batman Bear, which makes me so happy. He is our most anxious boy, my partner’s bonded pet, and he brings so much light into our lives. He’s not the most immediately charismatic of our four boys; he doesn’t have the size and regal fluff of his boyfriend Mr. Puff, the aesthetic appeal of emerald-eyed Onion, or the strange Muppet-like floppiness of Nugget, so he is often overlooked for pets and cuddles when friends and family come to visit. But on tumblr, he reigns supreme. 😸😸😸

[myfatfuckingface]

For the anon who asked to hear Batman Bear’s glorious scream, here he is trying to steal our halibut.