#bau men

[moonyontrack]

me on my first criminal minds watch: i hope this scene doesn't awaken anything in me.

the "scene" in question:

[sacrificemelamb]

Ranking CM men from favourite to least favourite.

AARON HOTCHNER

I love him. Yes him and Hayley were messy, but whatever. I love his character and oml the Foyet plot eats, even though I have seen it ten times.

JASON GIDEON

Diva. No other notes.

LUKE ALVEZ

I love you. One of (if not) the best man. ps. Give me Garvez.

DEREK MORGAN

I like him, the way he sometimes speaks to women makes me… ugh. ew. BUT his backstory is incredibly fleshed out, my poor boy

SPENCER REID

Early seasons Reid is top tier. Later I fear we have lost the plot and it’s all about making him hot? I hate when that happens. Like yes he is traumatised, but it’s like he’s a whole new character and the fanon Reid isn’t my cup of tea either (no he would not do xyz).

MATT SIMMONS

Idc too much about him and also HOW MANY KIDS CAN YOU HAVE?!?!?! Though he was a cutieee so I put him here

DAVID ROSSI

I just, idc. I’m not sorry. Idc and the racist storyline was crazy and lame af, like ugh. He is ok, a bit of a snob imo. I like how he’s the dad of the team and it ends there.

MATEO CRUZ

Not sure if he even counts? Was he in the BAU? But whatever. His plot wasn’t that boring + JJ (ily), so I put him here idk, i don’t care about him much.

STEPHEN WALKER

I never got to a point where I care about his character. He’s okay.

[meganskane]

“the number of pathogens passed during a handshake is staggering. it’s actually safer to kiss.” —spencer reid

[cmfandom]

L@@K at REID omg...

[meganskane]

“i still teach hand to hand over at quantico if you need a little brush up training”— derek morgan

[meganskane]

"i kinda love you derek morgan" “i kinda love you penelope garcia"

[meganskane]

“i think, deep down, we're all capable of unspeakable things. where it starts or what you call it, i don't know.”— aaron hotchner